Banned for udder madness.

banned for insane bovine boobie  reference.

banned for not getting the pig butter

banned for wanting to milk a pig.

Banned for trying to get your goat. 

Banned for goat getting. 

Banned for not telling us.

Banned for the obvious omission.... sheep getting.

banned for getting wooly and weary.

Banned for being wary of wool.

Banned for preferring synthetics

banned for polyurethane undies

Banned for PCV over-the-shoulder-boulder- holders.

Banned for the misuse of PVC. 

banned for I prefer polycarbonate

Banned because I've no idea what you might mean by PCV other than PVC, and PVC makes no sense.

If you're going to put them in a stiff cage, it should at least be a pretty metal or a practical material like Kevlar.

Banned for dragging Kevlar into this. He's got enough on his plate.

Banned because graphene is the answer.

banned for metallurgy

banned for no one wants to acknowledge the 'boulders' in that statement.

Banned because if anyone's gonna be the 'boulder' holder it's gonna be me... cos boobies are my second most favourite thing in the whole world.

banned for quipping about over shoulder boulder holders

Banned for not realizing boulder holders come in designer sizes.

Banned because only a wearer would know that...