banned for the other D.O.D.

banned for dads against daughters dating

Banned for MADD

{mothers against drunk drivers}

Banned because Betty Boop loved her tipple.

Banned because Betty Boop has a butt-shaped head.

Banned because nekkid brains ain't got no innerestin' sticky-outy parts. (That spiky shit behind the stupid backwards cap don't count.)

banned for I second the talking hand.

banned for talking to the hand

banned for avatar duplication !

banned for it's not duplication. Only one component (think of it as a clan tag) is repeated. My star nursery is unique from his gaseous emissions.

banned for pontificating to the color blind

Banned for nursing gaseous emissions. 

Banned for admitting gaseous emissions need nursing.

Banned because gaseous emissions are reprehensible in elevators...

Banned cuz how did you know I tipple on my butt shaped head?  

{no gaseous smoke was emitted duriing the making of this post.}

[and girls don't poof anyway ]

Banned for going poof.

Banned because i knew a girl once that when she poofed she really 'poofed'. EEwwwww!

Banned for blaming your girlfriend when your the one that poofed.           

banned for men and women poof the same amount of times a day

Women are just (normally) quieter about it.

banned for women being sneaky sneaky

Banned for Mr Deeds butler. 

banned for butlering in

banned for butter.

mmmm.... butter....

banned for making me crave butter

Banned for craving...