banned for mentioning old world types

Banned because your ban should have been "Banned for agreeing with me."

I make no apologies for the Buffy weakness, but I'd be driven crazy by regular Buffy references in a lit course. You gotta read a lot of writing before you can even pretend to be reading TV.

banned for wanting my ban to be different

The one good thing about Buffy was nice looking girls. After that, meh.

Banned because that obviously leaves me with no redeeming values.

banned for having no redeeming values

Banned for having any values at all.

The Admiral

banned for the absolute value of 16.

banned for absolutes

There is no such thing.

Banned because you're saying there are absolutely no absolutes?

Banned for using people's words against them.

You evil dog you.

The Admiral

banned for that's rhetoric. It's the same reason people can point to a politician and say, 'that's a smart person.'

Banned because you darn well know Scoutdog's last ban absolutely snapped Ryat's last ban.

Banned by rhetoric

Banned in a rhetoric way.

Why are these bans getting so technical? It's a damn game. 

The Admiral 

banned on technicalities 

Banned for a spot-on ban, even if it lacks capitalization and punctuation.

Can't have a damned game without some damned rules, eh? 

banned for wanting more rules

Rules are listed in the OP

banned for all damned games have damned rules or some damned mechanics to them cause that's how they get done... damn it.

banned for damning the game

Banned for having D&D books? I still have all of mine in storage when I use to play, of course that was between 83-87.

banned for having old D&D books

banned for probably knowing old D&D stuff.

banned for assuming too much

Banned for assuming nothing. How do you know we're really here?

Banned because I think, therefor I am.