Ci Senorina, me comprende muchos of le deal legitimata.

Did you know that I once had a problem with seafood, cos it always smells like the morning after the night before?

Don't eat that seafood.   Serves you right, don't you think?

Wow that steak stank. I ate it anyway and got sick. I was so surprised. 

You were surprised that it made you sick or surprised because you ate it anyway even though it stank?

Crappy, I mean crabby seafood that stinks should be left alone, agreed?

I've seen people eat fish that was still moving.   And live Octopus    This I'm serious about.

Hmmm, fish that was still moving, but how about a steak still on the hoof? 

Ever try bacon still wallowing in the mud? Or pigs feet while he still wearin' 'em?

 Yeah, the whole fish was on the plate, and the head was moving.... up,down.

 The octopus was a baby, and you needed finesse to slide those ones down cuz if you didn't, they would use their tentacles to suck on your face. 

And no, I never ate bad stinky steak. Although I'd love to see someone try to take a bite off the live hoof. On second thought,,, not.

Bottom line, if it stinks, I would suggest to not eat it. Capiche?

But don't people ate that really matured cheese that stinks like 5 year old socks?

Isn't that mould?

Mould is yummy good for you...     Kidding. Not for me, whoa! Different strokes. 

Mould, eh?  So what you're saying, then, is that I've been wearing my socks waaaaay too long and it's about time I very carefully peeled them off?

Won't you need a whip or something to keep them from climbing up on your lap and whistling dixie?

Do you think once I've actually got them off that they could walk to the laundry by themselves?

[Hehe, which reminds me.  Back in my biker days I had a pair of Levis that could near stand up by themselves....

..... which often came in handy when I'd had waaaay too much to drink.   ]

And today that's different how? Biker stuff or ..... wait. Forget about the drinking. you got CC to replace that.

I am familiar with those stand on your own pants. And never worry bout your hair aye? 

Only if your hair stands on end will it matter?

It's standing horizontally, like your still in the wind. You know? Helmet head is always a good look to.

You wore a helmet?

Does the seafood know?

Does starkers know?

Do I want to know ... know?

What about those who are allergic?

To peanuts you mean?

If people are allergic to peanuts should they check for an allergy to peas as well?

Or carrots? And if so, farming wouldn't be a good career choice. Unless it's www farming... 

Really up on triple W farming are ya?

Did you hear about the 'weed' farmer who smoked more of his crop than he sold?

Did he say where?

Can we get rich?

Is it good?

Is it legal?

Do we care?

If I told you where it was, you'd be off like a Russian racing maggot to get there ASAP, wouldn't you?

Not that you'd smoke any when you got there, right?

Is there any chance you could get rich selling it to the Mexicans?

As for it being legal, does a baby get confused in a topless bar?