Butt, surely the nut doesn't fall far from the tree , as a hole. Or is this popular sci/fi?

Thing is, if politicians fell further from the tree, you'd think they'd turn out to be half decent assholes rather than the full rectum, wouldn't you?

Or, if they grow up far away from these rooted financial institutions, would it make a difference?

Hmmmm, so if you crossed a politician with a banker would the final product resenble something like Uranu... oops, I mean an anus???

I'd say your climbing the wrong tree, cuz I like branching out to new horizens. But, that space is not real estate. [or am I in err? they sell moon acreage...]  Wouldn't you think I'm more of a Milky Way gal?  I even like the choco bar.

If you're a Milky Way kinda gal, would you make out with the Milky Bar Kid or would you tie his shoe laces together and run off with his chocolates?

Yeah baby!  That would be a positve on both counts. Why not double your fun?

Were you with Wrigley when he did the double your pleasure type thingy?

Are you kidding? It was my idea.  

Then who got second billing?

Howard the Duck got first.  And I'm the silent partner,so to speak. No taxes you know?

Did you know that Howard the Duck rang an escort agency for a hooker and asked for her to be put on his bill?

Isn't that rather foul?

Did you hear about the soccer player who was tripped by a duck during a game, and then proceeded to perpertrate a fowl act on it?

Aren't there quacks everywhere?

Are quacks and lame ducks two birds of a feather?

Did you hear about the duck who flew upside down... and had a quack up?

With Elmer Fudd or Bugs Bunny?  

wASN'T IT mARVIN THE mARTIAN AND tAZ?

Are we going Daffy or does being ducky fill the bill?

Did you pay the bill? or did Daffy run away with Sam to get Marvin and Taz so they could find Bugs and Elmer and split the proceeds?

Are you speaking about the proceeds of that great carrot heist when Elmer Fuddy Duddy woke up to find his garden bare?

Was Yogi the prime suspect?

And was Boo Boo charged as an accomplice or an accessory after the fact?

(when my wife undresses for bed - I'm an accessory after the fact)

You talk about whatever pops up?