Is it tangy?

Is it zesty?

Will I suck in my cheeks and make like a fish?

Will I have to break my budget?

Isn't it worth it?

$9.99 are you out of your mind?

my mind has been out for awhile, haven't you noticed?

Is there any chance it will return?

And if it does will it be happy?

More to the point, will it stay... or is it just returning to collect a few things and leave again?

Or will it choose to forget every little thing and stay?

If it stays will we have to feed it?

Ah, but do we have enough food and is it a fussy eater?

If we give it peanut butter will it smile?

Do we want to see it smile with peanut butter all through its teeth and dribbling down its chin?

But doesn't the drool sort of lubricate it smoothly?

Should bankers be afforded lubricants when subjected to cavity searches, ot just given a jalapeno ointment to rub on afterward?

How did we get from my missing mind to a bankers second mouth?

Why, aren't bankers entitled to be maligned, denigrated and subjected to undignified cavity invasions?

Do missing minds and second mouths have anything in common?

BTW ... let us not denigrate this thread with mention of bankers. This is a respectable looney bin after all.

So, WhyTF is it not permissible to denigrate, humiliate and verbally castrate bankers in this respectable loony bin?

I mean, isn't it supposed to be therapeutuic to engage in a sport? 

Because there is a need for a fresh perspective. So ... in my oft times maniacal lunacitic way I have discovered something better to rant about. Not to go OT on purpose but check this out ......

http://finance.yahoo.com/banking-budgeting/article/112189/who-owns-the-us?mod=bb-debtmanagement

The whole world it seems 'owns' parts of the US due to their taking up our national debt.

Who wants a part of the US?

Can I have the bit with fertile soil perfect for cabbage growing.

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On another note......

This isn't exclusive to the US!  Australia has gone the same way and is probably worse off because we have eff all GDP since the bulk of Oz manufacturing went offshore and our imports skyrocketed.  The trouble is, we have economic clowns on both sides of politics and in treasury who think they have all the answers to get it under control.... and sadly they're all wrong.

Where exactly is the butthole tree that produces all the world's polticians actually located?

How would I recognise a butthole tree if I stumbled across one.... like would it have assholes instead of acorns, and would it be unwise to walk underneath, given what politicians are most noted for?

[that'd be shitting on people fronm a great height]