What game are you playing?

I also saw parts that belong put away to Once. On a guy. On a bicycle.

The question ... the question ... where are the questions?

Do you have questions?

Do I want to know?

Do you want to know?

Is that a question?

Is this a question?

What's a question?

Is a question a question?

Is this?

Or that?

The other thing?

Ha ha ... I got the questions and you don't. Nyah!

Darn, for some reason starkers comment didn't show up till later. So that's why the 2nd reply. Am I forgiven?

Do you have

Now did you put them away for him or just blush various shades of crimson??

Do you think that I should forgive you if I ask and you promise to keep being naughty?

That's a big 10-4 there good buddy. Would we have it any other way?  Not me if I have my choice.

And that guy, OMG. I was in my early 20's and yes, blushing is what I did. He was flashing I think.

One time I was living on the first floor of an apartment and my cousin and I were baking a cake at around 2:00AM on a rainy eve. The kitchen table was beside the window,,,, yes that's right.  Some man with 3 legs stood right in front of the window. I Screamed!  He scared the daylights out of me. haha   Scared him when I yelled.  He took off like a bolt of lightning. He was real fast on 3 legs......

So, then, I take it you met the human tripod before he joined the freak show?

Or was it third leg limp that made you think that?

So what you're saying, then, is that he's the only bloke you know who can enter a tree-legged race all by himself?

You know how to Zubish?

I was pretty good at it once, but can you see I'm a little bit rusty?

did you oil today?

Castor is good. But if you can't find any why not give Mobile 1 a shot. It may be synthetic but .......

Have you ever tried a castor oil enema and live to laugh about it?

Whoa!  Sounds like something split personalities would like. Think I'll stick to whole grains. haha  I know someone who ate a whole exlax bar. Yeah, someones idea of a joke. Wonder if it was as effective as your enema?

Or as good as a couple of tablespoons of Epsom Salts?

[that was mother's remedy for constipation when we were kids....YUK]

Never heard of that one. Yuk sounds about right. We had to take Cod Liver oil by the spoon!!!!!

Do you think I put up a fuss when she tried to force that oil in me..? 

Now I'm all grown up,and take it on my own. Pill form.

Did you wait until ma wasn't looking to spit that cod liver oil out, or did she hold your nose until you swallowed it?

  How do you know about that?   Yes, she did use the nose trick.

Why, didn't you notice the finger indentations she left behind afterward? 

And did she hold your nose long enough for the medicine to go down... or were you good at holding your breath?

Nothing a little nip tuck couldn't fix. But, I cannot be bothered. Not to mention fear.   Like Letterman's and Madonna's gappy teeth. I gotta be me. 

I was real bad at holding my breath. haha   But, I was very vocal.  Just take my word for it.

How was your breath holding? And do you still take them today?

When I was knee high to nuthin' it was a full glass of prune juice, cold. Or a supository. I always opted for the prune juice because Why would I want to ......?

Definitely prune juice...  Can't remember last time I has some but, I did like them. Not in juice form or any other form actually. Just plain.

Now spinach...pooey,fffahh,frakin. I can't even handle the smell. If my life depended on my eating that,,,,, I don't know.

Personally I can't wait to just take one pill for the day, and all your vitamins, nutrients,etc. are takin care of. No hunger.  Now that's performance.

Wouldn't you say?

So, there would be no lobster?