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Finish The Sentence.

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The rules:

I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence.  Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please).  The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence.  Here we go.

 

Chivalry...

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Reply #4376 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Today is the only one that really

matters.

Reply #4377 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Matters of the

heart

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Reply #4378 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Heart of the matter is that Ed and starkers are right: You can only really live for today and live in the

moment.

Reply #4379 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Moment of truth is when you think you only farted but the skid marks all the way down to your socks suggest

otherwise. :-"

Reply #4380 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Otherwise just ignore truth and embarrass yourself with skid marks on your

behind...

Reply #4381 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Behind me there is a trail of skidmarks I left behind... that is on the drag

strip. :-"

Reply #4382 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Strip down to nothing and go for a run and you'll definitely catch peoples

 

attention

Reply #4383 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Attention! Attention! Someone has left skidmarks on the

sidewalk!

Reply #4384 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Sidewalk is what the Cap'n does to leave skid marks on the

wall.

Reply #4385 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Wall paper is the thing I enjoy collecting and

making.

Reply #4386 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Making it without skidmarks, I

hope. :-" ;P :w00t:

Reply #4387 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Hope is for the naive, mate: I wear extra

undies!

Reply #4388 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Undies with weak/broken elastic can be real embarrassing... like they can end up around your ankles in a busy street or

mall. :rofl:

Reply #4389 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Mall goers shocked by Scotsman sprawled on the ground with bagpipes embedded where the sun don't shine after tripping on his undies" read the headlines in The Queensland

Herald.

Reply #4390 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Herald reporters at the scene say that the Scotsman originally intended to go Scottish (without underwear) but a protest from the Womens League Against Indecency prevented him, which he claims was hypocritical because those women spent the longest time ogling his wedding tackle and had to be moved on by police.

:rofl:

Reply #4391 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Had he sense enough you mean. But because Herald tried to Harry the Scotsman and got his kilt all twisted in a snicker doesn't necessarily follow that it wasn't deliberated on his

 part.

Reply #4392 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Part of the Scotsman might be exposed when he's flipping his

caber.

Reply #4393 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Caber, or a facsimilie thereof, is what some Scotsmen keep under their

kilts. :-" ;P :O

Reply #4394 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Kilts with Cabers, now that 's what I'm talking

about :karma:

Reply #4395 from WinCustomize Forums Top

About that those cabers.  Some Scots need longer kilts than

others.;) :-"

Reply #4396 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Others who wear short kilts have to be careful on windy days... but more importantly, they have to learn to sit like a

lady. :O

Reply #4397 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Lady with a surprise package, and it's not a box of

chocolates*_*

(just kidding, I think kilts look handsome5* )

Reply #4398 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Chocolates would be the last thing on your mind if a Scotsman's kilt blew up right in front of

you. ;P

Reply #4399 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You got that

right  :rofl: :rofl: ;)

Reply #4400 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Right, unless you were thinking of chocolate covered nuts.}:)