Lies within the realm of "Everyone's the same" which is a load of

rubbish.

Rubbish rule our lives, it seems

sometimes...

Sometimes indeed, which reminds me of the saying try before you

buy

Buy, buy, buy and bye-bye

savings.

Savings are something I can only dream about these days, what with corporate greed and constantly rising prices, effing bankers and a low-end fixed

income.

Income equal to outgo leaves one with no

balance.

Balance is difficult when standing on one

leg.

leg less....is how some people appear after too many

beers

Beers and bugs when you go

camping

camping is wonderful...as long as you don't have the bugs...in...the

beer..

Beer with bugs more

expensive (Campion Beer, for the real camper in you.)

Expensive beer is the one you hand over a twenty for and the barkeep forgets to bring back your

change

Change the rules: Only one slab of beer per day in the three day

race.

Race down to the bar and grab a few quick beers was the thought of the young alcoholic, but the old alcoholic said in his wisdom: "Nah, let's just mosey on down there and drink the

lot."

Lot of times you just want to grow

up

Up the garden path and down the slippery slope, that's where bankers 'll take you if you let

them.

Them was a dumb

movie

Movie night requires lotsa nibblies to select

from

From fridge to the tele and back....no wonder peoples' weight is on the

rise.

Rise from my computer chair to get nibblies, yeah, sometimes... but a 'rise' of another kind would make my

day.

day may

come...

Come what may sooner perhaps more than

later.

Later on I'm going to bed *yawn* but I dunno that it'll be that much later.....

*YAWN*

Yawn is not good to do when one drives a school

bus

Bus full of noisy, screaming school kids is someplace I'd rather not be... just when the jangling nerves settled down it'd be time to start up the crazy-mobile and make another harrowing

run.