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Michael Moore is EVIL

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Michael Moore is EVIL. Michael Moore is the antichrist. Michael Moore is first cousins to both Fred Harteis and John Kerry.
Michael Moore never deserved the purple heart (which is a good thing, because he didn't get any.)

Michael Moore put Ben Gay in your shorts. Michael Moore eats babies and cute fuzzy kittens. Michael Moore pissed in the popcorn you're eating....film at eleven. Michael Moore is having an affair with your wife. Michael Moore killed Jimmy Hoffa.

Michael Moore is hiding weapons of mass destruction. Michael Moore betrayed Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane. Michael Moore kidnapped Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, AND the Easter Bunny. But he is kind of funny............

STOP!!!!!! I know some of you are skimming and are about to attack the hell out of me. This is an attempt at a google bomb. This is only an attempt at a google bomb. In the event that this were a serious article, you would be calmly and quietly evacuated to a less hazardous blog.

The previous statements are at least 82 percent sarcastic, and in very few ways reflect a sane or rational viewpoint for or against Moore, and I need help for a google bomb to reach the proportions of Gid's infamous Fred Harteis incident.
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
SPC Nobody Special copied Texas Wahine's toad licking line about Michael Moore.

Michael Moore is a fragrance designer for Yankee candles.

Michael Moore lives inside the Pope's hat.

Michael Moore better eat his Wheaties.

Michael Moore took $1,000 from me in 2002 as a down payment on an acre of land and then failed to make the proper arrangements and refused to return my money even though he later sold that same stitch of land to some other poor bastard.

Michael Moore makes a lovely bean and pasta salad.

Michael Moore becomes aroused when eating a banana.

Michael Moore does Martha Stewart's drycleaning.

Michael Moore wiped a booger on the wall behind my couch.

Michael Moore brushes his teeth with bacon.

Michael Moore is the artist formerly known as Prince.

Michael Moore's favorite movie is Men In Black 2.
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
Spc nbs only stated toad licking a second time for emphasis....not because he forgot.....yeah.

Michael Moore cooks with lard.....processed from his own body fat.

If you play Michael Moore backwards you get Satanic(i.e. pro-Kerry) lyrics.

Michael Moore is best friends with Kim Jong IL.

Michael Moore is an Elvis impersonator.

Michael Moore got beat up by the Coen brothers.

Michael Moore has an elegant garden with lovely classical rose beds, as well as some delightful azalea bushes, all overlaid by the fragrant smell of Italian rosemary which grows near the back door. Michael Moore also has a large bed of nasturtium, which he sometimes uses as a tasty garnish in salads.

Michael Moore goes out binge drinking and whoring with Jon Bon Jovi after every concert.

P.S. the bacon toothbrushing thing was particularly gross.....congrats to the wahine.
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
Michael Moore goes out binge drinking and whoring with Jon Bon Jovi after every concert.


I love that!

Michael Moore is going to bust my boys' asses if they don't stop running around and start picking up the living room!!

Michael Moore donates his beard trimmings to Locks of Love.

Michael Moore likes to spell "BOOBS" on his calculator by pressing 8,0,0,8,2.

Michael Moore has lovely singing voice and has been tapped to sing at my seven year old's high school graduation.

Michael Moore makes Homer Simpson look anorexic.

Michael Moore fondled Lil Kim's breast at an awards ceremony.

Michael Moore keeps 3 goats and a lemur in his backyard and throws marbles at them throughout the day.

Michael Moore met the Fockers.

Michael Moore cobbles our shoes while we sleep.
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
Michael Moore goes out binge drinking and whoring with Jon Bon Jovi after every concert.


Michael Moore is too lowly to be mentioned in the same sentence. (especially a negative one) with Jon Bon Jovi. The only reason to write a sentence with Michael Moore. and Jon Bon Jovi in it is to piss off your wife because you're jealous that she happens to have been in love with Jon Bon Jovi since she was 9 years old. She would never, ever, be sick enough to fall in love with Michael Moore. Michael Moore is not even good enough to go toadlicking. with Jon Bon Jovi, let alone go binge drinking and whoring. Besides, not even the exalted Jon Bon Jovi has enough money. for Michael Moore to go whoring. That's another reason that Michael Moore keeps 3 goats and a lemur in the backyard. Michael Moore is in to bestiality.
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
Bon Jovi licks toads for recreation.

Michael Moore drinks tequilla and Dr. Pepper.

Michael Moore wanted to be Maria in West Side Story.

Michael Moore's best friend is nicknamed "teabags."

Michael Moore has stock in...Walmart (gasp....now that's evil!!!)
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
Bon Jovi licks toads for recreation.


I have a feeling you're going to pay for that one . . .


Michael Moore created stop loss.

Michael Moore eats cereal out of a trash can.

Michael Moore won a gold medal in the Olympic Explosive Flatulence event.

Michael Moore doesn't ever read my blogs.

Michael Moore did something kinky with Richard Gere, a gerbil, and a rubber band.

Michael Moore lost another loan to ditech.

Michael Moore lost the batteries to the gameboy.

Michael Moore is going to help me pick out a tattoo.

Michael Moore is the bastard child of Dennis Rodman.

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Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
Michael Moore has a third nipple.

Michael (O'Leary)Moore's cow kicked over a lantern and burned down Chicago.

Michael Moore snorts cocaine and tabasco sauce.

Michael Moore makes lousy margaritas.

Michael Moore left the toilet seat up......again.

Ever notice that Michael Jackson and Michael Moore are never seen together? Highly suggestive....eh? eh? anyone???

Michael Moore tested positive for doping in the summer olympics.

Michael Moore survived the Donner Party.

Michael Moore didn't change the kitty litter.

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Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
I hope you all realize this will become a new song by They Might Be Giants! Hehehe.