Michael Moore is EVIL

Michael Moore is EVIL. Michael Moore is the antichrist. Michael Moore is first cousins to both Fred Harteis and John Kerry.
Michael Moore never deserved the purple heart (which is a good thing, because he didn't get any.)

Michael Moore put Ben Gay in your shorts. Michael Moore eats babies and cute fuzzy kittens. Michael Moore pissed in the popcorn you're eating....film at eleven. Michael Moore is having an affair with your wife. Michael Moore killed Jimmy Hoffa.

Michael Moore is hiding weapons of mass destruction. Michael Moore betrayed Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane. Michael Moore kidnapped Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, AND the Easter Bunny. But he is kind of funny............

STOP!!!!!! I know some of you are skimming and are about to attack the hell out of me. This is an attempt at a google bomb. This is only an attempt at a google bomb. In the event that this were a serious article, you would be calmly and quietly evacuated to a less hazardous blog.

The previous statements are at least 82 percent sarcastic, and in very few ways reflect a sane or rational viewpoint for or against Moore, and I need help for a google bomb to reach the proportions of Gid's infamous Fred Harteis incident.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I got into the first paragraph and my very first thought was, 'I smell google bomb!' Then I got a little further and saw that my nose knows (well knew). Hopefully people see this is under humor and not politics, but I doubt it will make any difference... You'll probably get flamed anyway...
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google bomb?? was ist los?
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A google bomb?
Good luck mate...
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Ummmm......flames are good for points too right???? I CAN"T LOSE!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! And, we can make fun of the flamers!!!!!! Oh yeah Michael Moore poaches bald eagles. Michael Moore is behind the giant squirrel nuts.Link

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Michael Moore is a fat ass who can down a bag of cheetos in 3 seconds flat. No, Michael Moore is a svelte yoga instructor for Hollywood celebs like Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant.

Michael Moore would film a dog taking a dump and call it a chilling expose on the abuses going on at daycare centers. No, Michael Moore is a brilliant film maker and his movies make Gladiator and Schindler's List look like a 5th grade class project.

Michael Moore had a lustful three-way affair with chocolate creme donut and Captain Crunch. No, Michael Moore is as pure and natural as the morning dew.

Michael Moore scratches his ass with a dinner table fork. No, Michael Moore scratches his ass with the antenna of his cordless phone. No, Michael Moore scratches his ass with a copy of War and Peace. No, Michael Moore scratches his ass with . . .

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google bomb?? was ist los


google bomb = dropping huge number of refrences to a celebrity or packing an article full of most often googled words, such as free, sex, porn, dog, food, naked, etc. to get a huge number of referals, and/or appear near top of list on google when you look up someone. An example sentence, Michael Moore has free sex while watching dog food porn naked.
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......flames are good for points too right????


That's the spirit!
Oh yeah Michael Moore poaches bald eagles



Not only that, but Michael Moore eats poached bald eagle eggs!
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No wait, Michael Moore is a saint. Michael Moore is so holy, he has no asshole. Michael Moore doesn't pass gas. Michael Moore has bowel movements by an act of immaculate elimination.
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Michael Moore has sex with hobbits. Michael Moore has small hands and smells of cabbage.
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Michael Moore batted .142 in the 1973 World Series.

Michael Moore possesses weapons of mass destruction (he calls them "chili beans")

Michael Moore felches Ashton Kutcher and deposits the material in Demi Moore's underpants.
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I'm not awake enough to be creative, so.....

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Michael Moore has a microphallus. Michael Moore doesn't recycle. Michael Moore filmed Charlotte Church naked. Michael Moore dated Monica Lewinski.
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Is this the same Nobody Special who has graced my blog with many anonymous posts?
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onnly if suspeckted = talisein, otherwise no, sorry.

P.S. Michael Moore can cure cancer with the touch of his hands. Michael Moore snorts cool whip and squirts cheese whiz in his pants.
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Michael Moore created terrorism so he could be the first person to make a million dollar documentary. Michael Moore is the Taliban. He probably started Communism except that Marx guy just took credit first.

P.S. I really liked the one that said Michael Moore has sex with Hobbits.
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Michael Moore eats bat poo (guano). Michael Moore has poor dental hygeine. Michael Moore made Mt Rushmore. Michael Moore breakdances in front of Woolworths for pennies. Michael Moore stands on the toilet seat and yells obscenities at the steam exhaust. Michael Moore is a black belt in every discipline. Michael Moore makes prank calls to Chinese Take-away's. Michael Moore is inbred.

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(Hope this works for you... I saw the results of the other one. I love these! )
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SPC: I think you need some help getting this party started . . . where's Gideon? He's the google bomb king! Ah well . . . here's another little contribution from me:

Michael Moore steals lollipops from small impoverished children.

My husband kicked Michael Moore's ass using a stethoscope and Matrix-style martial arts.

Michael Moore's soda pop exploded in the freezer.

Michael Moore plans to pose nude in a vat of pudding for a PETA advertisement.

Michael Moore drove all the way from San Jose, CA to Columbia, SC on a single tank of gas.

Michael Moore made a hershey squirt in his pants at an awards show, but claimed he accidentally sat on a slice of cake.

Michael Moore works at the Fort Sam PX, and often gives out incorrect change.

Michael Moore suffers from raging PMS.

Michael Moore bites his toenails when he watches Oprah.

Michael Moore offered to mow my lawn for about three-fitty.

Michael Moore's dragged his ass and left skid marks on SPC and LadyCleve's rug.

Michael Moore was the best man at Jennifer Lopez's wedding.

Michael Moore sucks big dong.

wow . . . did I really say that? oops . . .
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hey, Gideon posted quite possibly the biggest potential google bomb when referencing Michael Moore's felching habits.

Michael Moore dropped the potential game-winning pass in Super Bowl XVII.

Michael Moore bombed Pearl Harbor.

Michael Moore sold Sirhan Sirhan his gun.

Michael Moore is DB Cooper (no wait! I LIKED Cooper! Moore isn't Cooper!)

Michael Moore was Divine's stunt double.

Michael Moore killed John Belushi.

Michael Moore gave John Kerry his medals.
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Michael Moore bites his toenails when he watches Oprah.


Michael Moore hasn't SEEN his toenails since late 1989.
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Gideon: I somehow missed your comments regarding the bizarre and disgusting (and quite foreign to me) habits of Michael Moore. I apologize for overlooking your statements about Michael Moore.

Michael Moore should have a doo-doo pie.

Michael Moore licks toads for recreation.

Michael Moore's ass has its own zipcode.

Michael Moore was forcibly removed from Papa John's pizza for putting hot, buttered breadsticks in his pants.

Michael Moore rode a dolphin all the way from Oahu to Kauai.

Michael Moore killed the tooth fairy.
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Michael Moore works at the Fort Sam PX, and often gives out incorrect change.


Does he sometimes commute to ft. hood???

Michael Moore is a tooth fairy.

Michael Moore tears the tags off of mattresses.

Michael Moore works at Waffle House.

Michael Moore can fart the entire national anthem.

Michael Moore is the root of all evil.

Michael Moore is Marylin Manson's alter ego.

Michael Moore shot J.R.

Michael Moore leaves his chewing gum on the bedpost overnight

Michael Moore invented the Habnero pepper.

Michael Moore has a zombie army at his command.
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Michael Moore's dragged his ass and left skid marks on SPC and LadyCleve's rug.


OMG!!!!!! I just don't know what to say to that one, except that Michael Moore had better pay for cleaning that rug!

Michael Moore will need a lot of Ben Gay for the rugburn.

Michael Moore needs a rug because he's going bald.

Michael Moore wishes he was a cat so he could lick himself.

Michael Moore has a dead puppy rotting on the rug in the hall.

Michael Moore blew a seal.

Michael Moore took pictures of two dogs outside a window and posted them on the internet.

Michael Moore was the best man at which one of Jennifer Lopez's weddings?
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fred harteis' drone diamond d who aint michael moore is backing bush big time.  check the biznet blog site.  no michael moore praise there
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Michael Moore blew a seal.


like an engine gasket, or becoming involved in wildlife's sexual orientation?

Michael Moore is Hitler's bastard grandchild.

Michael Moore wrote the Dead Sea scrolls as a hoax.

Michael Moore was the 2nd dog in the window on Mugga's blog.

Michael Moore was a Hare Krishna.

Michael Moore practices recreational toad licking.

Michael Moore has warts on his tongue.

Michael Moore is the anal probe used in alien abductions.
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Michael Moore forged the 60 minutes documents

Michael Moore was G. Gordon Liddy's logistics man.

Michael Moore arrested George W. Bush for a DUI

Michael Moore gave John Kerry his shotgun