Reply #26 August 23, 2004 9:41 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

- Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?
- No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

I was close, but looked it up on IMDB... just to be right.

Y'know looking through there, I found one that about sums it up for me, recently (hat tip to SPC Pokekorean for the inspirational ass-chewing he received from SSG Unintelligible today):

Peter Gibbons : You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter : Don't? Don't care?
Peter Gibbons : It's a problem of motivation, alright? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Porter : Eight?
Peter Gibbons : Eight Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Reply #27 August 23, 2004 9:43 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

Littering and.... littering and.... littering and.... littering and... littering and smoking the reefer...

Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are going to sit here while you boys smoke the whole bag.
-Please, no!

You boys like Mexico?!?!?!

Reply #28 August 23, 2004 9:44 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

All from Super Troopers - Love that movie, too!

That's a hilarious movie! My husband and I went around saying "meow" for weeks after seeing it (we're dorks, what can I say?)

Reply #29 August 23, 2004 9:46 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

- Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'? - No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man

That's the one. I love that line!

Reply #30 August 23, 2004 9:58 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

"You've got me? Who's got you?" Lois Lane -- Superman: The Movie

"You've got to be f--king kidding." Said after a disembodied head sprouts legs and goes skittering off in John Carpenter's The Thing.

3 from Star Trek II:
"Revenge is a dish best served cold... and it is very cold in space."
"Kaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhn!!"
"He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him. I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up."

"Evil Is." -- The List of Adrian Messenger.

"You're going to need a bigger boat." Chief Brody -- Jaws.

"Get out!" The house -- Amittyville Horror.

"Win." Adrian -- Rocky II.

"Why do you say this to me when you know I will kill you for it?" General Zod -- Superman II

"Yeah, Baby!" Austin Powers (1 - 3, you pick.)

Two from Citizen Kane:
"Rosebud." Kane.
"A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl. " Bernstein.

City Slickers:
Mitch: You ever been in love?
Curly: Once. I was driving a herd across the panhandle. Texas. Passed near this little dirt farm right about sundown. Out in the field was this young woman, working down in the dirt. Just about then she stood up to stretch her back. She was wearing a little cotton dress, and the settin' sun was right behind her, showing the shape that God had give her.
Mitch: What happened?
Curly: I just turned around and rode away.
Mitch: Why?
Curly: I figured it wasn't gonna get any better than that.
Mitch: But you could have been, you know...with her.
Curly: Been with lots of women.
Mitch: Yeah, but you know, she could have been the love of your life.
Curly: She is.

"I'm the bad guy?" Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

"I love you."
"I know." Princess Leia and Han Solo -- The Empire Strikes Back

"You touch me again, I'll kill you." Bruce Willis in The Last Boy Scout. (He does it again and Bruce kills him, without a weapon yet.)

"You have just watched a liar talking to a murderer and you couldn't tell the difference." -- The Osterman Weekend.

"Once upon a time your mama knew what it meant to shine." -- Sandra Bullock in Hope Floats.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. " Anna Scott -- Notting Hill


(Ugh, I've spent too much time on this. I'll probably think of more later.)

Reply #31 August 23, 2004 10:03 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

"You've got me? Whose got you?" Lois Lane -- Superman: The Movie

One of my absolute favorite moments in movies!

"You're going to need a bigger boat." Chief Brody -- Jaws

I absolutely love this one, too! I use it all the time, sometimes, though, I change the last word to whatever the moment dictates - very often 'hammer'!

Reply #32 August 23, 2004 10:05 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

Awesome quotes Gene.

Reply #26 By: pseudosoldier - 8/23/2004 9:41:10 PM - Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'? - No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Hey psuedo....or chipr...or anyone, "What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

Reply #33 August 23, 2004 10:07 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

I wouldn't do anything!

Reply #34 August 23, 2004 10:13 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

close, but no cigar for the man on the west coast.....give that man a red swingline stapler.
The answer we were looking for was "two chicks at the same time."

One last one for me before bedtime, it's a femme fatale, I want to say Kathleen Turner in I can't remember what, but it's one of the greatest fatale deliveries ever....."Just whistle if you need me. You know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together....and blow."

Reply #35 August 23, 2004 10:16 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

The answer we were looking for was "two chicks at the same time."

I meant, besides doing two chicks at the same time...

Reply #36 August 23, 2004 10:21 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

."Just whistle if you need me. You know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together....and blow."

was that Jessica Rabbit in who framed roger rabbit?

Reply #37 August 23, 2004 10:22 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

Ba-leet this

Reply #38 August 23, 2004 10:27 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

"The wind's blowin' in another direction right now. Ain't no use arguing with the wind." --Dorothy Dandridge in Carmen Jones (1954)

"I must be losing my punch. The son of a bitch got up." --Elliot Gould in MASH (1970)

Reply #39 August 23, 2004 10:36 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

Not a movie quote but I just saw it and it makes me laugh every time I hear it.

All right. Look, our policy is if for any reason you aren't completely satisfied, I hate you!
store clerk to Fry and Bender when he refuses to give them a military discount.

Reply #40 August 23, 2004 10:37 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

I see dead people.

Have you found Jesus yet, Gump? I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him.

All right, remember -- alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!

Yes, that's right, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Now who wants to touch me?

Reply #41 August 24, 2004 12:22 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

First off Super troopers is Hilarious!

"I'm going to punch you in your ovaries"~ Anchorman

"Once it hits your lips its so good!"~ Old School

"I don't want a large soda, I want a frealin liter of cola!"~ Super troopers

":Give me one of those big pepperonies, I just want to hold it"~ Best in Show

"If she doent get her busy bee she is going to freak out!"~ Best in show

Reply #42 August 24, 2004 12:31 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

"Call up the concierge and have him clear out the honor bar and stock it with John Daniels"
"Don't you mean JACK Daniels?"
"Son, when you've known him as long as I have, it's John".
--"Scent of a Woman"

"I wonder if she's dating one of the YANKEES?" --"Tommy Boy"

Reply #43 August 24, 2004 11:04 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

There was a movie that I refused to see for several years because people kept quoting it whenever they found out what instrument I played. I finally gave in and watched it a year ago.

And one time, at band camp....

Oh, and although I love pretty much anything from any Christopher Guest movie, this one I hear alot--

It goes all the way to 11!

Reply #44 August 24, 2004 11:33 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

It goes all the way to 11!

Couldn't you just get an amp that has a louder 10?

But this one goes to 11!

Reply #45 August 24, 2004 12:43 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

Couldn't you just get an amp that has a louder 10?

Yeah, I've asked that one too, and have been told that when we get an amp, it's got to be rewired so he can say,

But this one goes to 11!

We'll see how it goes...

Reply #46 August 24, 2004 3:51 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

It goes all the way to 11!

kick ass!!!! up there with the infamous cucumber scene.

I love pretty much anything from any Christopher Guest movie,

Here's one of my favorite Chris Guest flick lines,
"There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature"
also,
"Our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store."
and finally, from "Stiflers mom"
"If it wasn't for the model trains, they wouldn't have got the idea for the big trains"
all from A Mighty Wind.

Reply #47 August 24, 2004 3:52 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

was that Jessica Rabbit in who framed roger rabbit?

nope, she was "I'm not bad....I'm just drawn that way."

Reply #48 August 24, 2004 4:21 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

With all these military people here, and there's not really any Full Metal Jacket... I have to say I am a little bit disappointed

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

or

God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy : Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Or the ever classic:

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

Reply #49 August 24, 2004 7:50 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

With all these military people here, and there's not really any Full Metal Jacket... I have to say I am a little bit disappointed

This is my movie line blog, there are many like it, but this one is mine. I must fire my movie lines straighter than historyishere, who is trying to kill me........

Reply #50 August 24, 2004 8:01 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

Speaking of military movies, I don't think I even have to tell anyone where this one's from:

Jessup: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled.
Jessup: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessup: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer you said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!