Favorite movie lines

or, one more points whoring forum type question.

from JoeUser Forums
All right, by now you know the game. I'll show you mine, then you show me yours......and no spanking lines, gid.

To start:
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. (princess bride)

I haven't been f$#@ed like that since grade school. (Fight Club)

Leave the gun. Take the cannolli. (The Godfather.)

Klaatu....baratuuu.....(cough, cough) necktie. (Army of Darkness)
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
"If that plane leaves and you're not on it, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life" (Casablanca)

"Oh, George, not the livestock!"; "she done R-U-N-N-O-F-T"(O Brother Where Art Thou?)

"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" (The Breakfast Club).

I feel discriminated against for the "no spanking" rule.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I can't beleive that just fucking happened! Is it dead? - Boondock Saints
SoundPackager - Customize the Windows sound scheme
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, George, not the livestock!"; "she done R-U-N-N-O-F-T"(O Brother Where Art Thou?)


LMAO......Have some gopher, Everett?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

"Those aren't pillows!"- Planes, Trains and Automobiles


"Here's a quarter.  Go down town and have a rat chew that thing off your face"- Uncle Buck


"Wrong day to stop sniffing glue." and "Kid, you ever seen a grown man naked?" - Airplane


Those are the sophisticated lines that come to mind at the moment


BTW, I loved both Princess Bride and O Brother Where Art Thou!

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Boondock Saints


"And we shall flow a river forth to thee......" Awesome flick
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dangit Gideon, That George not the livestock one is my fave since my 11 year old does a dead on imitation of it.
So I'll take a line from the mob, "Cow killer!"
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
As You Wish

Anybody want a peanut

Where is this Rugan now cause I'm gonna kill him

To the Death
No, To the pain
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

You keep using that word - I do not think it means what you think it means

The whole poison in the goblet sequence!

That's right in my dad television was called books

Have fun storming the castle
Think it'll work?
I'd take a miracle

The Princess Bride is my all time hands down no contest favourite movie of all time (I wrote a blog about it yesterday took me an hour and I closed the window and it was gone forever - I cried)

Somebody just ate my whole pie - I don't know how that happened -- (Never Been Kissed)

You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea
Nuh-uh I'm disco Barbie
And I'm evening gown Barbie
Who are you Medieval Barbie?
We're Rosalind & Orlando
huh?
Look - I got a sword (Never Been Kissed)

Just Breathe (Ever After)

The entire Looking for Alibrandi, Centre Stage,, Empire Records and Ever After.

Oh no Mr Toilet man - (Look who's talking too)

With the World saved and the secrets of DaVinci protected, Eddie finally got his coffee (Hudson Hawk) -- I love that movie

I could go on but I won't - great blog nobody
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have a bad memory . . . going through the filing cabinets in my mind, and the movie quotes folder has been stolen or something . . . all I can find in the entertainment section is photos of George Eads and some Simpsons episodes . . . will try back later . . .
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Texas,

Umm, you have too much Fred Harteis on the brain, is what I think!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
They killed Fred Harteis!

You bastards!


(sorry irrelevant and quite stupid, but I couldn't stop myself . . . many apologies)
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
The Princess Bride is my all time hands down no contest favourite movie of all time


yes, but you left out, i know someting you donna know....what's that?.....i am not left handed!!!

p.s. Is Fred Harteis related to Kenny?
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
"How much for your women?" and "I hate Illinois Nazis"- Blues Brothers
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Blues Brothers


It's 500 miles to Chicago, We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarrettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
(I know it's not perfect, but it's close)

Also, subcategory, did anyone ever find an ending to the joke in The Breakfast Club? (yes, I know it's made up for the movie, but I thought by now, somebody ought to have a punchline.)
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
I left out heaps "I'm not left handed either"
"you're very smart - shutup"
"I'm not a witch I'm your wife"
"Iocaine comes from Australia and as everyone knows Australia is full of criminals"
"I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you wake up however rest well and dream of large women"

and my other favourite "Death can not stop true love all it can do it delay it awhile"

4 fried chickens & a coke
and some dry white toast please

We're on a mission from God

Are you the police
No, ma'am. We're musicians.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Don't you blaspheme in here. Don't you blaspheme in here. This is my man, this is my restaurant, and you two are gonna turn around and walk right out of here - without your dry white toast, without your four fried chickens, and withOUT Matt 'Guitar' Murphy.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
please delete me
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
please delete me


What movie was THAT from? lol
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's a hell of a thing to kill a man. You take away everything he's got, and everything he's ever gonna have - Unforgiven

That has got to be the worst pirate I've ever seen
and
That has got to be the best pirate I've ever seen - Pirates of the Carribean

Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
-Cause you're a faggot, that's why! - Reservoir Dogs

I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.

Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
- No, have you?

That's it, game over man!

Why don't we just put her in charge?
All from Aliens (one of my absolute favorite movies)

So, Peter, it looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
-I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
Also, the line where Peter asks his neighbor about 'a case of the mondays' - don't remember exactly how it goes.
Office Space


Come on, Thorny, what game are you playing here? I can say "meow". I can say "moo". For twenty bucks, I'll call the guy a "chicken fucker".
License and registration... chicken fucker.

It stinks like sex in here.

All right, who wants a mustache ride?
- I do, I do!!

Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
-You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac : Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva : You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit : OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[As they hand the Captain their pistols]
Had to cut and paste that one.
All from Super Troopers - Love that movie, too!

Well, that's just a few...HAHA
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
perhaps from dum dum dum......The Eraser???
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Fav line from any video product.

“How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us.”

Can't get over that. O Brother Where Art Thou is a great movie.

They gone and turned him inta a horny toad!

But a favorite line from a movie....

Here... Let me talk to the Lord about it.

Good news boys, the good Lord said we can bury em in the apple orchard.

(American Outlaws)

Peace,

Beebes
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Klaatu....baratuuu.....(cough, cough) necktie. (Army of Darkness)


My computer at work says this everytime I get a new email!

Also -

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

First you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me. Blow! (or something close to that)

You found me beautiful once...
Baby, you got real ugly!

Groovy!

You ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and shit. And Jack left town.
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Actually I typed a stupid question and couldn't delete it - so I meant could nobody delete the message please

oi
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
All from Super Troopers


"Of course in our day, we did it with blanks......"

Actually done the meow thing while on gate guard. It's great, they're never quite sure you've really said it.
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
All from Super Troopers


"Of course in our day, we did it with blanks......"

Actually done the meow thing while on gate guard. It's great, they're never quite sure you've really said it.