I love my boobs :)
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* Note , this is not a pervy blog, or at least I'll try to keep it as un-pervy as possible ;)*
I love my boobs.
Ohhhhhh yessssss, how I love them.
Some people like their smile, some people like their eyes, some people like their legs, some people like nothing. Me? I like my boooobies! I don't know what it is about them, but I just think they are great. They have caused me lots of problems, namely stupid men having one way conversations with them. Why do men do that? Why do they feel the need to just stare at them? It's not like I talk to them on my knees, you see what I'm saying?
Now to dedicate a whole blog to the greatness that is my boobs, would be slightly...erm...yes...so instead I had it all planned. I was going to make this blog somewhat scientific. You see there was a documentary on about Man boobs. That's correct men who had developed boobs. We aren't just talking fat blokes, we are talking actual boobs. Unfortunately, I missed the programme, and as my knowledge on this subject isn't very wide, and researching it on the net, well in a word is just gross...I shouldn't be technically writing this blog. I just couldn't help myself though.....I was to worked up to not write it, though don't worry folks, I realise I'm not actually saying anything.
I can't walk past a mirror without stopping and looking at my boobs. I'm not completely vain, I just like my boobs. Now I used to have big boobs. Oh my how I loved them. I'm not a big girl, but my boobs were big. I'm actually tiny. It does cause problems for buying clothes, as my top half is like two sizes bigger than my bottom, but I didn't mind, as I've said...I love my boobs. However I went on this diet, and I'm not the size where I actually should be dieting, so the only place I could really lose anything off....was...yes..*sob*....my boobs! I'm traumatised. Really. They are still a good size don't get me wrong, but just not as good! People have even commented about it! People think I should even be pleased that I'm more proportioned, but did I mention....I love my boobs?
Anyway, I considered a boob job, briefly, until I came to my senses. For starters i don't actually need a boob job, for a second, they wouldn't feel like my boobs, and plus I'd have scars! No thanks! Natural is the way to be as far as I'm concerned. If i try to put weight on, knowing my luck it will go to my ass and hips, so that isn't going to happen. I'll just have to live with my reduced boobs, If I'm honest I already quite like them! So sleep easy JU....not long before I love my boobs again *smiles*
I love my boobs.
Ohhhhhh yessssss, how I love them.
Some people like their smile, some people like their eyes, some people like their legs, some people like nothing. Me? I like my boooobies! I don't know what it is about them, but I just think they are great. They have caused me lots of problems, namely stupid men having one way conversations with them. Why do men do that? Why do they feel the need to just stare at them? It's not like I talk to them on my knees, you see what I'm saying?
Now to dedicate a whole blog to the greatness that is my boobs, would be slightly...erm...yes...so instead I had it all planned. I was going to make this blog somewhat scientific. You see there was a documentary on about Man boobs. That's correct men who had developed boobs. We aren't just talking fat blokes, we are talking actual boobs. Unfortunately, I missed the programme, and as my knowledge on this subject isn't very wide, and researching it on the net, well in a word is just gross...I shouldn't be technically writing this blog. I just couldn't help myself though.....I was to worked up to not write it, though don't worry folks, I realise I'm not actually saying anything.
I can't walk past a mirror without stopping and looking at my boobs. I'm not completely vain, I just like my boobs. Now I used to have big boobs. Oh my how I loved them. I'm not a big girl, but my boobs were big. I'm actually tiny. It does cause problems for buying clothes, as my top half is like two sizes bigger than my bottom, but I didn't mind, as I've said...I love my boobs. However I went on this diet, and I'm not the size where I actually should be dieting, so the only place I could really lose anything off....was...yes..*sob*....my boobs! I'm traumatised. Really. They are still a good size don't get me wrong, but just not as good! People have even commented about it! People think I should even be pleased that I'm more proportioned, but did I mention....I love my boobs?
Anyway, I considered a boob job, briefly, until I came to my senses. For starters i don't actually need a boob job, for a second, they wouldn't feel like my boobs, and plus I'd have scars! No thanks! Natural is the way to be as far as I'm concerned. If i try to put weight on, knowing my luck it will go to my ass and hips, so that isn't going to happen. I'll just have to live with my reduced boobs, If I'm honest I already quite like them! So sleep easy JU....not long before I love my boobs again *smiles*
....tears of joy I hope?
