I love my boobs :)

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* Note , this is not a pervy blog, or at least I'll try to keep it as un-pervy as possible ;)*

I love my boobs.

Ohhhhhh yessssss, how I love them.

Some people like their smile, some people like their eyes, some people like their legs, some people like nothing. Me? I like my boooobies! I don't know what it is about them, but I just think they are great. They have caused me lots of problems, namely stupid men having one way conversations with them. Why do men do that? Why do they feel the need to just stare at them? It's not like I talk to them on my knees, you see what I'm saying?

Now to dedicate a whole blog to the greatness that is my boobs, would be slightly...erm...yes...so instead I had it all planned. I was going to make this blog somewhat scientific. You see there was a documentary on about Man boobs. That's correct men who had developed boobs. We aren't just talking fat blokes, we are talking actual boobs. Unfortunately, I missed the programme, and as my knowledge on this subject isn't very wide, and researching it on the net, well in a word is just gross...I shouldn't be technically writing this blog. I just couldn't help myself though.....I was to worked up to not write it, though don't worry folks, I realise I'm not actually saying anything.

I can't walk past a mirror without stopping and looking at my boobs. I'm not completely vain, I just like my boobs. Now I used to have big boobs. Oh my how I loved them. I'm not a big girl, but my boobs were big. I'm actually tiny. It does cause problems for buying clothes, as my top half is like two sizes bigger than my bottom, but I didn't mind, as I've said...I love my boobs. However I went on this diet, and I'm not the size where I actually should be dieting, so the only place I could really lose anything off....was...yes..*sob*....my boobs! I'm traumatised. Really. They are still a good size don't get me wrong, but just not as good! People have even commented about it! People think I should even be pleased that I'm more proportioned, but did I mention....I love my boobs?

Anyway, I considered a boob job, briefly, until I came to my senses. For starters i don't actually need a boob job, for a second, they wouldn't feel like my boobs, and plus I'd have scars! No thanks! Natural is the way to be as far as I'm concerned. If i try to put weight on, knowing my luck it will go to my ass and hips, so that isn't going to happen. I'll just have to live with my reduced boobs, If I'm honest I already quite like them! So sleep easy JU....not long before I love my boobs again *smiles*
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sally: So cute! I loved your post. I, too like my boobies. They are the one part of me that I have no complaints about. Yay for boobies!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I like my boobies too!!! Oh... wait... I'm not?? Oh shit... I need to go work out...
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
lol! I saw that documentary, and yes, it was WEIRD. I forget the scientific name for it, but they showed pictures of men who actually wanted these huge breasts, and posed for pictures with them hanging all over the place! And we got lovely shots of surgeons performing liposuction on mens boobs, then cutting out the glands. Yum. My partner loves my boobs, but I'm not so sure! I'm a 34DD and seem to be bigger than most people I know. I think I would like them perkier, but them they wouldn't look natural! Good luck with the boobies, Sally

Aria, another boobie-lady (see my self portrate below, if it works!)

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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Damn, heads off to the side. Well, I'm........dancing!

Do the funky-booby!

Aria
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey sally,

thanks for the boob article. not to sound "pervy" as you say, but couldn't you enhance the article with a picture? not naked of course, but something that shows your form, or even a bathing suit. as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.

as to why men are so fascinated with boobs? i can't answer that. it is just so. i usually don't have conversations with them, but sometimes i find myself staring. don't know why. but something lures me to them. they're just beautiful (some of them...there's nothing worse than gross breasts.)
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

but couldn't you enhance the article with a picture?


aaaaaaaahahahaah  mr g yours mirrored my thought exactly.  it isnt so much that i need to another boob (it's a tuff job but someone gotsa do it) so much as having an opportunity to help share sally's affection for them.


gross breasts
 


nope. the second word cancels the first.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think the Bloodhouse Gang said it best when they named an album 'Hooray For Boobies!' (although they did name a different album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' so maybe their judgement is questionable...)

Boobs are great - I'm glad that you're more or less happy with yours! Mine could be a little more even, but nothing's perfect, is it? I've made the smaller one feel a little more special with a piercing and it seems to be appreciative!

I've missed you babe. All of a sudden we've both gotten really busy - could it be that we're dwelling in the real world for a while?!?!?!?!? I hope all's well. Take care,

Suz xxx
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sal - I know your pain - the top half being 2 sizes bigger then the bottom half -- I was 4 sizes bigger on top then on bottom at one stage - but now I'm back to 2.

You rock Sally J - between You and Mig I'm never far from a fit of giggles
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yay for boobies!


We should start a boobie appreciation club.....or am I just taking it to far, hehe!

I like my boobies too!!! Oh... wait... I'm not?? Oh shit... I need to go work out...


....where you been Mike? Or should I call you Bob.....

I'm a 34DD and seem to be bigger than most people I know. I think I would like them perkier, but them they wouldn't look natural!


*sigh* I was one a DD *cries* but now I'm down to a 34C....still a good size though, and as long as your hubby likes them, who cares??

i usually don't have conversations with them, but sometimes i find myself staring.


Don't worry Robert, it's a common problem with men, they seem to be unable NOT to look at them!

it isnt so much that i need to another boob (it's a tuff job but someone gotsa do it) so much as having an opportunity to help share sally's affection for them.


...post pics of my boobs, I'll think about that one boys ...you never know maybe a ratings winner!

gross breasts.)


nope. the second word cancels the first.


Very good kingbee....hehe...still giggling...


Mine could be a little more even, but nothing's perfect, is it?


My right boob is alot bigger than my left. Not freak show bigger, but I can notice it. I quite like it though, I fear I'm obsessed!

I've missed you babe. All of a sudden we've both gotten really busy - could it be that we're dwelling in the real world for a while


It appears so, but can I just say, the real world isn't all it's cracked up to be! I'm sure we shall return to our state of having no lives soon! Missed you to hunny, we will catch up soon!

I was 4 sizes bigger on top then on bottom at one stage - but now I'm back to 2.


It's a pain isn't it Trina! You feel all sexy and slinky on the bottom, and then you feel like a fatty on top (at least I do!). Four sizes is alot, wow! I always find it difficult to find stuff to wear on top. I try to draw as little attention as possible, because they do it well enough themselves!

You rock Sally J - between You and Mig I'm never far from a fit of giggles


Thankyou Trina, if only I was close to the same level as the great Mig!

Thanks for all the comments guys, you all rock xxxx
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah I love boobs but not any boobs. I am choosy. Some I can ignore, some just get my eyes glued to them. I don't know why, can anyone tell?
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

maybe a ratings winner


ya think? 

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah I love boobs but not any boobs. I am choosy.


A boob man with standards, that's what I like to see. Can I tell you why? Do we need that birds and the bees conversation! hehe, probably because you don't have them, so they are a novelty.

ya think?


Hehe....loving that face! You never know! Boobs can be recieved quite well......or so I've heard
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

Boobs can be recieved quite well


i dunno...perhaps a demonstration would clear things up for me ?

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
i dunno...perhaps a demonstration would clear things up for me ?


A demonstration sounds good....so when will you be posting your boobs?? hehe...
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

posting your boobs??



quite a pair huh?


 

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sally, what a cute blog. It's good to hear a woman speak with pride about her boobies. It's more common to hear complaints, like "chicken fillets in a bra", or "too big"(?) (I've never understood the logic of the latter). Sally babe, I thought you were a prude? If you aired a pic of your boobies on JU, you might get a fan following for the rest of your days. But would that be worth it? Well it would be from our point of view!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
quite a pair huh?


...quite a pair of tits

It's more common to hear complaints, like "chicken fillets in a bra", or "too big"(?) (I've never understood the logic of the latter).


Hehe.....noooo I'm proud of my boobs!

If you aired a pic of your boobies on JU, you might get a fan following for the rest of your days. But would that be worth it? Well it would be from our point of view!


Andy! I know you prefer my writing than seeing my boobs! Don't you....
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
I prefer whichever way you come Sally hun. It's you that we love, rather than the boobs or writing
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
I prefer whichever way you come Sally hun. It's you that we love, rather than the boobs or writing


I've just re-read that, and it needs expanding:

It's you that we love, rather than just the boobs or writing
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Where have I been? Well I have 3 jobs now hun!! lol I'm working something like 90 hours a week, I don't get too much time off But omg, the paycheck was great!!!

Well actually I'm going to only be working 75 hours this week.. it'll breeze by! lol
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Frankly, I'm a leg man. I admire more a great pair of legs on a woman than a pair of big boobs.  
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Frankly, I'm a leg man. I admire more a great pair of legs on a woman than a pair of big boobs


And if you find one with both, then you've won the lottery! And one with a warm heart and good compatibility too? Maybe in the next world
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
Glad you love your boobs. Wish you'd post a photo so that we could love them, too!

You might appreciate my blog about my former freshman English teacher, who had the biggest boobs I've ever seen in my life. My blog is at:

http://barbarastits.joeuser.com
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
so where's the pictures, sal? floozie? anyone?
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's you that we love, rather than just the boobs or writing


Hehe thankyou Andy!

Frankly, I'm a leg man. I admire more a great pair of legs on a woman than a pair of big boobs


I'm only short so I hate my legs with a passion!

And if you find one with both, then you've won the lottery! And one with a warm heart and good compatibility too? Maybe in the next world


...good luck with that

Glad you love your boobs. Wish you'd post a photo so that we could love them, too!


Hehe, you'll just have to take my word for it, and I shall check out your blog!

so where's the pictures, sal? floozie? anyone?


Glad to see you're so fussy Robert