Muggaz Muggaz

Females of JU - I need your advice!

Females of JU - I need your advice!

hehe... yeah, suck it up!

Ok, here is the deal...

I have a good friend, she is the best chick in the whole wide world, bar none, and we get along soooo well... She has a boyfriend though, and knows this is the reason I dont keep in contact... every now and then though, I will send her an email, and the feelings come flooding back...

She knows how I feel, make no mistake, and if boy was out of the picture, well... you get the drift... but she is really pressuring me to catch up with her...

This is where the advice comes in handy... I want to jump her bones... what are some little measures I can use to test if she would be receptive of my advances?

Chicks will be the death of me... her bf is big as well, he could beat me up... but I cant help it I am naturally charming!!!

BAM!!!
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Reply #26 Top
Why do u keep doing this to yourself mark? seriously!

I thought we have been over this before? but once again u do not listen!!!
Reply #27 Top
Haz you nuffa.... It's not who you think it is...

you are such a n00b!

BAM!!!
Reply #28 Top
Markus you do not say my name u fool..........

and i have already told u this but i will say it again....i know exactly who ur talking about.....i know its not stinkrat, its that other one!! quick question doesn't she live really far away????
so hows that gunna work?
Reply #29 Top
lol n00b... she only lives in Beaumaris or something like that... hehe.. dont worry about it!!! I am not going to try anything fresh!

BAM!!!
Reply #30 Top
Trust me i aint worried at all hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

if she hasn't left her boyfriend yet, she never will~
Reply #31 Top

i know its not stinkrat


I'm somewhat happy to know that the girl you are interested in is not nicknamed "stinkrat." 

Reply #32 Top

i know its not stinkrat, its that other one!!


Hmm...I wonder how on earth she got the name 'stinkrat'...?

Reply #33 Top
- stinkrat was my ex... she really didn't develop into the best person... she has some issues with her character... hence the derogatory remark... she is really liked very much by some of her oldest friends... she developed a superiority complex because of her stinky friends...

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Reply #34 Top

I'm somewhat happy to know that the girl you are interested in is not nicknamed "stinkrat."

- stinkrat was my ex...


I'm somewhat sad to know that you once dated a girl with the nickname "stinkrat."

Reply #35 Top

she really didn't develop into the best person... she has some issues with her character


Ooooo-kay..care to explain a little?  I still don't get the 'stinkrat' handle.

Reply #36 Top
lol - she wasn't called Stinkrat when I was with her guys... I mean come on!!!

basically, she just became a toxic person... and stinky rats are toxic... I dunno... I will get Haz to explain it to ya

Just to make it clear - the stinkrat name came AFTER i was disassociated!!!

BAM!!!
Reply #37 Top
Mark once more no names!!!!

His Ex use to be my best friend, she was a kool chick (hence why markus went out with her) untill she got to "kool", and started hanging out with my friends from primary school, who through high school develop the case of being higher and kooler than everyone else and i got sick of it, so i cut them off.

I suppose i just thought of the first thing that came to mind and stink rat was that! cos saying stinkrat i knew muggaz would know who i was talking about. and a thank you he did!

ps though another reason it was stinkrat cos one of the chicks looks like splinter from Ninja Turtles bwahahahahaahaahaha




Reply #38 Top
lol, I know I shouldn't even be putting a response on this cause I don't know much about "grown up" relationships ...but it's pretty funny stuff to hear you guys have secret names for people. I like the australian accent, I wish I had one...lol...umm other than that, i don't know much to say, except I like the STINKRAT name. How old are you by the way muggaz. How old are all of you? Am I the only minor here? and ....lol.

Gosh you guys are funny! and as far as the chick goes....dude that sucks! I know I'm only a high school kid but I remember I had a crush on this skater and he had a gf, and it sucked to knwo the person you like is with someone else...but after I forced my mind onto the Harry Potter books, I forgot about him~ for good!
Reply #39 Top
Sex is sex. (And sometimes it's great.................................thinking................................oh! Sorry!) EDIT- I just noticed that this was posted in May. So, you've probably already had sex with her and it didn't work out because it was a rebound, and it was one of those instances where you wished you kept her as a friend, but will always live to regret it. Just kidding!!!!
Reply #40 Top
You dont give me enough credit Kayles

I decided that I would regret it well before I put her away.... I am far to nice for my own good... and my sex drive hates me for it

Mandeep, I am 22 - yeah, we are pretty funny

BAM!!!
Reply #42 Top
Just wondering, not trying to enter your buisness or anything....but whatever ended up happening with that one chick? Speaking of chicks....I saw this really cute one. I know, I know...all of you homophobics are going to think I'm a lesbian or bysexual...I swear to you I am not. I am completely into guys . I have no desire to get intimate with the female body, but I do however think they are absolutely stunning. Anyway....I saw this beautiful middle eastern girl. SHe was gorgeous. She has these big green eyes with curly hair. I, being middle western was always a bit self conscience about my light eyes, but after seeing hers...I am much more comfortable. So what do you guys think? Do you think it's atttractive when a girl has dark hair and a dark olive complexion with light eyes, or is that kinda freaky? I mean is it to out of the norm? Cause talking to all the guys I know, they are usually into the Blonde hair and blue eyes stereotype. You should have seen this chick though, she was awesome!
Reply #43 Top
- this particular chick... well, yeah, we just hang out and be friendly like... I love her heaps though... she is a beautiful person

and Mandeep... Dark Complexioned girls are my favorite... Beyonce Knowles is the hottest chick in the whole wide world for my money... and just quietly, I have a thing for chicks from the sub-continent

BAM!!!
Reply #44 Top
Alright good to know...not the typical "blonde hair, blue eyes." Beyonce is awesome. She has curves and looks great.
Reply #45 Top
Oh, so you were a good boy? Well done!