Heh ... so true.
But thats what Sword-Parry mechanics are for 
Like giving Axes and Flails 0 Parry
Large Swords small Parry values
Medium Sized Swords High Parry Values
Small Swords medium parry values
and Shields medium-> high parry values ....
Those Sword n Buckler guys will have high parry!! 
But seriously ... a Tower Shield should have Very HIGH Defense, low parry, and high ranged parry
while a small shield like a buckler would have low defense, medium-> high parry, and low ranged parry