Yeah what she said, or if you are having more complicated matters and ya have Yahoo messenger, just pm me under the name: s_h_a_d_o_w_s_c_r_u_s_h_e_r and I will help ya the best way I know how, just be weary if Im talking to my girlfriend I wont answer so Idendifiy yourself first like this is emily or someshitlike that... best of luck Thomasina Ahem... Thomas, yeah j
Goddamn it its june now motherfuckers... who stole my May.... fuckers gonna die!!!! ahem... okay got that out my system... Emily I think you have a case of Normality. Yup thats about it... and Trin you shoot me in a toe I will be one pissed of fucking idol... Thomas (btw trins a groupie of mine... she even admitted it heheh)
Why do I some how see you as Bob trying to do the Jedi mind trick in Mall Rats? Some clerification would be JUST lovely here folks!
Also I found a good "line up" name for you mark... it goes something like this.... Marky "I aint no Padawan bitch!" Mark werd Ya dig it?
hahahahahahahahahaah even the kiwi agrees with me on teh 4th type mwahahahahahahahahahaa
no no mate, no charge... its fun to write shit like this because I as well as you dont know exactly where this is gonna lead to next thats the beauty of this, I have an idea how this is all gonna end, but I dont know exactly until the very end Thomas
The roar ripped through her. It filled her head and all dreams perished in its audible wake. She could feel it in her blood. Every nerve sensed it. Hey eyes were convulsing beneath her lids, a thin layer of sweat formed in crystaline droplets on her forehead. It faded. And then as though it was a reflux it came again as though it was a turbine jet engine screaming in
MrPerky, how about you take your Prozac, get a fucking clue, you didnt like it, no one held a gun to your head to read it, it was merely your own curiosity that got you, dont blame me for it not being humorus in your eyes, blame your own damn self for reading it
ahem Mark... there are 4 types of americans, the 4th is just so small that you normal dont see him(me) and that type is the person that wants to get the fuck out of America as soon as humanly possible and go to a better country (name AUSTRALIA) where the women are hot and smarter than 99.9999999% of everyone in America, yeah you know what the hell Im talking about dont deny. I think Im the 4th type and rightly so since I just made it up... btw
POV is kinda confussing but nonetheless its a good read. Thomas
I resent that, I live in Texas and Im a white guy, really white, as in pale paper sheet white... its not the temp thats gonna get him its well its the... well.... shit okay so the heat might whomp on his ass a little bit but just remember get some SPF 100 or SPF 50 and he should be fine.
If I die tomorrow, what would I like to be remembered for... That I loved you to the best of my ability as a human being, that I made you smile when you were down and made you laugh until your stomach hurt. That I made your life (Jessica) the best that it could be. What is teh most important thing to me?... Simple. You. What is the measure of my success? Every smile and every laugh I give you.
You know I too have lived here and was born of this country (US) but My babygirl had it right I am the first to tear down this nation for the simple fact that we are in other people shit all the damn time, granted it nice and all that we are trying to help everyone and shit but goddamn it motherfucker how about you stop fucking with people around the world and start focusing on your own damn country, if I am allowed to gain citizenship of Australia, do
ty you, to everyone that has read it. And I love you too Jessica
hahaha, yes joe your blogs are damn near perfection mate
awwww lmao... such sentaments form women that clearly dont know that the fucking term HUMOR means. but whatever, you guys have your opinions I have mine... Im stateing what I think is funny about males and what MOST of them mean... if you didnt get that maybe you should comment period... but like I say thats just my opinion. But thanks for the comments though Little_whip... I dont know if I am swallow or not maybe you should actually
As a proud aussie-american I was appouled by this... yet tickled by it... so much in fact the UNITED STATED OF AMERICA (Now Featuring Canada And Australia) I found it cute. Oh and Aus has contributed Russel Crowe too. As for the whole problem aus has, that can be contributed to NSW, I get this from State of Origin game 1, cheating fucks! I have noticed though that there are smarter individual on the top of the country, err I mean basically in Queenslan
This is for all the women, that want to know the truth... and for guys who are too much of bitches to admit it. We dont cry because we are sensitive, its most likely because we just sat on a testical. We leave the seat up for a reason, its much easier to aim through, have you ever trued shooting threw a very small how, WITHOUT being able to aim it by
No Im american, though my girlfriend is aussie, and as she says and her family says Im more aussie than american. Thomas
Have you ever looked out your bedroom window just to look out it, no real purpose? You just see things, nothing particular, just things, you try not to think about anything, nothing. Even though you try no to notice anything you still notice things, the knot in the trunk of a tree, the different levels of grass, and it dawns on you, it's like a brick shithouse landing
We miss on purpose, we want you to know how good you have it. By some how either cleaning up our piss on the seat or sitting in it first
Hey sarah, she already has, its her top rated article If you guys think this is bad... most likely I am the man behind all of these hehehe but seriously now... I am. I wonder where this will rank on the list of most profound comments out of a woman... and to think Im the one that has to live with her.... sucks to be you guys. Thomas
then your not a true groupie you banished from groupiedom for a day so you have time to think about what you said!
So ummm does that mean you will do my laundry without stealing any of my like boxers or anything?
If you come we will build it... some how this sounds like my sex life, I come they get up pised off and go and build themselves a fucking sandwich.... somehow it always involved using my name with a mixture of curse words and a knife... btw my name is not mayo and mustard... let me just clearify that. Thomas
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