imajinit

imajinit

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Reply to the horror of 'morning face' in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well I for one am like a movie star. I am the same dashingly handsome man in the morning that I am the night before... For those of you men who are less fortunate, I suggest trying the following approach. Massage certain parts of your wife's anatomy in the morning, before she opens her eyes. Rub her the right way, and she'll forget all about how homely you are first thing in the a.m. Jus

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Reply to Who would make you stay faithful? in Marital Issues JoeUser Forums

well it looks like no one else wants to play your little game Mr Dawg... since I'm single, I figure its ok for me to venture out there and guess... Sarah Maclachlan. (did i spell that right?) There. I said it. oh, and I recently met someone new that has a ton of potential. If things work out the way I hope they do, I'll be faithful to her. Come to think of it, she looks a little bit like Sarah... hehehe

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Reply to "friday five" ... you should see me when you're not looking in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

1/ What would you do if you were completely alone in the world for an hour ? (ie: no other living things present) I'm gonna say this before anyone else gets a chance to... I'd jerk off... Wait. that would only take up 5 minutes. I would spend the next 30 minutes running around screaming/singing/yelling at the top of my lungs. Then I would spend the rest of the time sitting quietly under some form of shade. <

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Reply to A Forum Game--"Think of a Lyric" in Misc JoeUser Forums

I never asked, she never said, and when she cried, I turned my head, She dreamed her dreams, behind closed doors, That made them easy to ignore, I know I know, I missed the forest for the trees , Now all I have to show, When she walked out the door, The cold facts and nothin' more... What mattered most - Ty Herndon

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Reply to Support the Patriarchy, Buy Her a Diamond! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Isn't this the way that it is with nearly every tradition in the world today? Haven't we bastardized everything in one form or another? The diamond used to mean something, now it's just been commercialized to the point that hardly anyone knows what it's supposed to signify A college education used to mean something, but now we all cheat instead of doing our own work sex used to be something sacred that we saved until marriage, now we all go ou

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Reply to A Forum Game--"Think of a Lyric" in Misc JoeUser Forums

"But you oughta thank me before I die, for the gravel in your gut, and the spit in your eye, Cause I'm the son of bitch that named you Sue" "A Boy named Sue" - Johnny Cash

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Reply to A Forum Game--"Think of a Lyric" in Misc JoeUser Forums

ice is forming, on the tips of my wings , unheeded warnings, I thought I'd thought of everything... Learning to Fly - I'm on a Pink Floyd kick today I guess...

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Reply to A Forum Game--"Think of a Lyric" in Misc JoeUser Forums

#103 "grins wickedly" - the artist in question is Tim McGraw... in case anyone was wondering. "Would she go down on you in a theatre?" Alanis Morrisette

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Reply to A Forum Game--"Think of a Lyric" in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well, I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it cause i know just what I'm gonna do, I'll start spendin' my money callin' everybody honey and wind up singing the blues, I'll spend my whole paycheck on some old wreck, And brother I can name you a few, Well I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it cause I know just what I'm gonna do... Willie Nelson redid it... "I gotta get drunk"

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Reply to What was I thinking? Is online dating worth the effort? in Dating JoeUser Forums

dude... I'm an old pro at this online dating thing... I met my last girlfriend online and it lasted for a year... we might still be together if she hadn't moved to Alabama. But anyhoo... I'm going to write an article soon that covers some of the ins and outs of online dating, and I'm gonna critique what I consider the top 5 sites. I'll try n get to it soon... I think you may find it interesting.

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Reply to A Forum Game--"Think of a Lyric" in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm just drivin' nails in my coffin, everytime I drink a bottle a' booze, I'm just driving nails in my coffin, Driving these nails over you... Drivin' nails - Ernest Tubb I like to keep 'em short to make 'em more challenging...

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Reply to Two Computers Are Better Than One in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

signal problems when you get in the bedroom? shouldn't this be under the personal relationships cat? have you thought about marital counseling? my roomie and I have 4 working computers in the house... one wireless router, 3 connected wirelessly... I'm laying in bed right now, propped up on my pillows with my laptop in my lap... (its intended purpose)... life is grand <img src="../i

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Reply to why is my life so messed up..? in Misc JoeUser Forums

this may not be what you want to hear, but I'm going to say it anyway. The problem is not that your life is not perfect. Even if you got all of the things that you claim to want, chances are you still wouldn't be happy... such is human nature. That doesn't make you a bad person, it just makes you human. The little things like not being able to keep track of you ID and such can be solved by changing your behaviors around a little bit. In th

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Reply to The worst thing I have ever done. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

A - they're all great movies, but of the three I would highly advise you to go rent the Butterfly Effect (Ashton Kutcher)... it's just one of those movies that'll make you think, and entertain you all at the same time... if you're more into romantic comedies, then go with Mr. Destiny. (Jim Belushi, Rene Russo & Linda Hamilton) If you end up watching any of the above, make sure ya come back and let me know what you think... <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif" border=0 ALIG

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Reply to The worst thing I have ever done. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I'm really sorry to hear that you're beating yourself up over something from so long ago. It appears to me that you're viewing the thoughts of a 13 year old thru older eyes, and that's not being fair to yourself. We all make choices that we have to live with, as I'm sure that you know... but there's no way that you can be so sure that things would have gone well for her had she moved in. Did you ever see "The Butterfly Effect"? How about "Mr. Destiny"?

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