RoyLevosh

RoyLevosh

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Reply to The Easter Bunny Comes Early in Writing JoeUser Forums

Hmmm...let's tally things up here. So far, the women are all about Round Two and the guys are so silent you can hear crickets chirping. Veeeeeeewy Interesting!

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Reply to Buying a House in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Whew! I'm glad I have that behind me and our house is bought and paid for in these tumultuous times. Good luck!

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Reply to Twitter in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oops! Just noticed that "w" in there. So nah, I don't have an account. [e classic]:-|[/e]

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Reply to Man, Woman, and Sex in a relationship in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Didja hear the one about the horny rooster? No? Well I'll tell ya... Once upon a time there was this farmer who had a rooster that just COULDN'T get enough -the damn thing would screw every chicken and bird around for miles and miles and was STILL never satisfied. So one day the old farmer said "enough is enough" and he went to town and bought a thousand chickens. He bought them home and tossed 'em in the chicken coop with the horny rooster and said " now try 'n handle THAT!" But

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Reply to I Had No Idea in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]yer still a mighty handsome man[/quote] I'm sure he means that in a "non-lavender" kind of way... [e classic];)[/e]

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Reply to The Angry Dandelion, Part 2 in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Somehing about this makes me think of that old saying "can't see the forest for the trees." I suppose because, when I think about it, I can't see the poetry for the content inside. I quote KellyW: [quote]Buddah, Your angry dandelion, you and family are going through so much. I hope you guys can find something that helps. I think it is awesome you are hanging in there for the better or worse. That little girl is fortunate to have her family.[/quote] I concur.</p

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Reply to On The Road Again in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Congrats on jumping back in and winning your age group! I always figure I do pretty good if I come in in the top 50%! I've never ran a 5K though -it sounds too close to being a sprint! (only 40 more days until my next half-mary [e digicons]8(|[/e] shooting for sub 2 hours...)

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Reply to A degree from virginity in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Didja hear the one about the country virgin who the morning after her wedding night went to the doctor because she had some questions? She said "doc! what is that THING down there between a man's legs!?" To whicch the doctor replied "that is what is called the penis." She said "oh. And what is that purplish knob thingy on the end of the...the penis? What's that?" And the doc replied "That is what is called the 'head of the penis." The she thought a moment and said "Then...what are those 2 rou

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Reply to Why I respect Racists and Bigots in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote] for getting a good deal on something as " I Jewed them down"[/quote] Being from an area with zero Jewish population (in fact, I have only met one Jewish person in my entire life that I'm aware of -my niece's new husband) I never realized that was a derogatory term -just never gave it any thought to be honest. Anyway, I know me some REAL honest-to-God racist, Elie! Guys who have swastika tats and shaved heads and WHITE POWER inked onto their chest.

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Reply to Home Based Business in Writing JoeUser Forums

[quote]I relly like the story and the video. I love working from home. I started the job three months ago and I am earning well and good. If you guys wanna try working from home I have added a link with this reply, Just check it out.[/quote] Hmmm...where's my rent for the billboard space here?

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Reply to Bone of Contention in Writing JoeUser Forums

[quote]I say if you don't collect these and turn them into a series of blackouts for actors, I'm gonna! Finder's keepers, right? [/quote] what's a blackout? It sounds like it might be fun anyways... [e classic]:surprised:[/e]

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Reply to Hand Job in Writing JoeUser Forums

[quote]Fuck you....infinity![/quote] What's that symbol for infinity? Isn't it like the numeric 8 layin' down? Eh, never mind... [quote]Another misleading title, but I understand, it's marketing.[/quote] Always marketing! (wonder how many click on the provocative title expecting a little action and go "aw, shit! It's just another one of his silly things..." [e classic]:P[/e]

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Reply to Sunday Morning in Poetry JoeUser Forums

You really oughta consider bein' a runner dude! There's nothing like lonesome Sunday Mornings out there with the coyotes and tumbleweeds in blissful ignorance while all and sundry sleep in, ya dig?

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Reply to What's On His I-Pod? in Misc JoeUser Forums

[quote]Agreed. I think He has a bigger sense of humor than people realize.[/quote] of course he does! ya ever really look at a giraffe?

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