RoyLevosh

RoyLevosh

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Reply to Zoo's W&W Headlines 5 in Humor JoeUser Forums

[quote]"Amsterdam to Close Many Brothels, Marijuana Cafes"--[/quote] Another fine old tradition I missed out on. [e classic]:-|[/e]

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Reply to A Funny Joke in Humor JoeUser Forums

[quote]What a guy can't show his genuine appreciation for a friend's joke? I loved the joke![/quote] I didn't mean you-dude, I meant him dude -Elie! [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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Reply to What Happened to Pearl Harbor Day? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I think I am the only person in town to put my flag out on Dec. 7th. Seems everyone's forgotten around here or does not care. Heh, a little RoyLevosh trivia: my dad's ship, the U.S.S. Tangier was in Pearl that day and was the first to return fire during the attacks.

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Reply to 12 Step Excuse in Misc JoeUser Forums

[quote]The point is...did Jay volunteer because he wants help, or because of the better living conditions? [/quote] A.A. and church in jail ain't worth much. Just my opinion.

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Reply to Ink in Writing JoeUser Forums

[quote]I guess the only ones I don't like are the ones in random places and it looks like they got one to get one. Even so, the pictures are usually nice.[/quote] To me a tattoo (I didn't want to get off on tattoos with this since the subjects been done to death here before. But what the hey) should be something one gets for a reason . It should have some deep personal or spiritual significance and not be just some "it looks kool" thing like barb wire or somethi

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Ink in Writing JoeUser Forums

SHE: ( looks across kitchen table apprehensively at HE and begins speaking ) I’ve…I’ve, uh, been seriously toying with the idea of getting a tattoo. <p

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Reply to 12 Step Excuse in Misc JoeUser Forums

I used to be am a nicotine addict. Although it's been nearly eleven years since tobacco has touched my lips (I smoked, dipped, AND chewed) I could still to this day sit down and hull straight through a pack of Winstons in now time. Well, that's probably not true, if I smoked ONE it would probably take a few days to get back up to speed but back up to speed I would soon get (because of the sleeping tiger: just because a tiger is asleep does n

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Reply to And people wonder why I favor tightened gun control. in Misc JoeUser Forums

[quote]I have a home protection system[/quote] Me too! it's a .380 Colt automatic. But I DO keep the clip separate and right next to it in the drawer! (But seriously folks, I get threats from time to time. That tends to change one's perspective on home gun ownership when known criminals threaten YOU and YOURS personally, lol)

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Reply to A Funny Joke in Humor JoeUser Forums

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm? "She replied, "Probably out drinking beer with his buddies...." (an old around the campfire Te

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Reply to A Funny Joke in Humor JoeUser Forums

What's the difference between a castrato and an eskimo? One's a massive vassal with a flaccid tassle... and the other is a frigid midget with a rigid digit.

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Reply to A Funny Joke in Humor JoeUser Forums

Two blonde guys are standing on a hill. The first blonde guy says, "See that tree over there. That's where I did it for the first time." Then he points to a different tree and says, "See that tree over there. That's where her mother was standing." The second blonde guys says, "Wow! What did she say?!" And the first blonde guys says, "Baaa..."

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Reply to A Funny Joke in Humor JoeUser Forums

What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't like it much as an adult either.

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Reply to A Funny Joke in Humor JoeUser Forums

Once upon a time there was this terrible fire and two fireman came up missing. After a long search the two firemen were finally found safe and sound a block away in an alley -except they were both naked and caught in the act of having sex with each other. "What the hell's going on here?!?" the Chief screamed when he caught them. "Well...Sid here got overcame by smoke inhalation" the fireman on top said nervously. "Well why didn't you just give him mouth-to-mouth?" the Chief ask him. "I DID!"

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Reply to A Funny Joke in Humor JoeUser Forums

Didja hear about Donna Rice's delimma? She didn't know whether to give her Hart to Bush or her Bush to Hart! (now THAT'S an old one!)

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Reply to And people wonder why I favor tightened gun control. in Misc JoeUser Forums

[quote]Stricter gun laws don't prevent stupid people from doing stupid things, just in the same way they don't stop criminals from obtaining or using guns.[/quote] So true. Every jail there is has at least one bullet hole in it where some idiot cop accidently discharged his firearm while playing with -the jail I work at included. There will ALWAYS be stupid people!

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Reply to Steps in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

[quote]I missed your artcles because they're real No bullshit. Hell, even when you talk about bullshit you're not bullshitting.[/quote] Thanks Udig! I think that's just about one of the best compliments I've ever got. And that ain't no bullshit! [e digicons]:)[/e]

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Reply to A Funny Joke in Humor JoeUser Forums

Dude, that's soooooo bogus! [e digicons]:grin:[/e] Once upon a time a woman went into a store to buy a Barbi doll for her daughter. "Does she come with Ken?" she asked the salesman. The salesman thought for a second and then replied "no ma'm, with Ken she fakes it. She comes with G.I. Joe."

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