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tattoo this on your arm if you get so drunk you can forget in Poetry JoeUser Forums

we lose right now TODAY WAR OVER WITHOUT COPS AND SOLDIERS I AM A COP!!! I am A SOLDIER!!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE WHY AREN'T YOU?

Please picture yourself in 1775 boston, in History JoeUser Forums

in the morning as you walk down to the pub for an eye opener and a bit of breakfest... You pay heavy taxes and don't even get a decent wooden sidewalk over the muddy streets... You've been sick of the world for sometime, but what could one person do? Well, that fine morning, you see on the walls and poles and everywhere... someone has snuck in during the night and

I have accidently convinced a prophetic sect in Religion JoeUser Forums

I can understand why you might want to think that, but I need no name man can prounounce.. I thought this might happen, but it is such a big thought -- that my work could spawn a cult, that I thouht it mere ego to think it. Now, I could make these people support me like that. I won't. I say, it is okay for a writer to pray to thier readers, the problems star

ADLER AND INTRINSIC WORTH... in War on Terror JoeUser Forums

adler and intrinsic worth I have been thinking a lot about Adler lately. He is a psychiatrist who puts forth a mode of thinking that brought him(and a lot of his patients) to a place from which he wrote a book titled, How To Be Happy No Matter What The Fuck Is Happening In Your Life (it actually may be slightly different, should look it up). He use

WAR WHORES in Politics JoeUser Forums

war whores What could I ever say about Iraq and Afganistan that has not been said better elsewhere by people who know more? After the zillions of blogs going this way and that as the slow trickle of knowledge about the real war came out and replaced the one Rumsfeld and Bush made up for the press, I am wary myself of reading anything more on the topic, let a

JESUS IS A LIAR in Religion JoeUser Forums

liars make the world go round & liars tear the whole thing down liars make their lovers criers screamers of the universal vindictive -- LIAR Liars spin luscious mental worlds ask us to come on in and play from the cult leaders to kindergarden teachers to the best seller's in that top ten list all telling whoppers from the

she in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

always dressed in faded black jeans with the knees torn out and sleeveless T-shirts emblazoned across the chest with the logos of famous rock bands (who inevitably, mother said, seemed to have the word 'death' in their names). Basically, She was a good girl, who did all of the things that good little girls in her land did. Like worrying about problem-things.

COCKROACHES PROVES SMARTER THAN REPUBLICANS in Politics JoeUser Forums

Cockroaches Live in a Democracy Jennifer Viegas - Discovery News cockroaches prove smarter than republicans!! Cockroaches make decisions as a group, new research shows. (iStockphoto) Cockroaches govern themselves in a very simple democracy where each insect has equal standing and group consultation

beating off for god in Religion JoeUser Forums

the crusade of pain limps on... Category: Religion and Philosophy An MRI can document which part of the brain goes off when we think about god -- basically the ones that release a pleasing chemical brain bath; a little more evidence for that whole 'opiate of the people' arguement. I am sure that some people will take the mild buzz

THIS IS... YES, BELIEVE IT OR NOT... A NEW BIBLE!!!! in Religion JoeUser Forums

Along with south park, greg the bunny, rumble fish, white noise and karl marx... we need to cull and gather and discuss every line as we pray through these keys to the creature of savage grace... wake up to the agenda of the very words themselves -- they want us to train and school and practice until we can gonzo up some sacred words... ask barton fink, johnny got his

AFTER ALL THE YEARS FREAKING OUT ABOUT BEING DIDACTIC!!! in Poetry JoeUser Forums

can't be another hitler in those dark shades that bleed away all the color reduce these visions to black and white I post-modern man all wary staying away from drawing lines in the sand or declaring anything permanent for any length of time refusing to be a judge in a court of impossible standards<

PEE WEE H ERMAN'S PENIS SET TO TESTIFY AGAINST HIM!!!! in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

Yea, the cops got to his penis. Turned it on him. You slap someone around like Pee Wee did his penis, you got to expect the damn thing to turn on you. Yea, that penis was telling the cops where Pee Wee was, and what and who he was doing, in what orifice and with what thrust frequency 24 hours a day. This is not just an idle conspiracy theory dreamt up by some

PRESIDENT DECLARES: KILL ALL OTHER SPECIES!! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Penguins all over the world are spinning in circles so fast that they appear like black and white blurs as they scream again and again, "Oh, the shits with you!' Visitors to zoos across the world responded differently to the odd behavior on the part of the notoriously unruly aquatic waterfowl. At New York zoo, the cursing penguins were pelted

the order comes down in Art JoeUser Forums

we reluctantly gather our weapons your orders come down you reluctantly gather your weapons what will it be this time?? uzi's & grenades and napalm and nukes if we need em or laptops tyco <

paintings by the pain in Art JoeUser Forums

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i bought ninety hamsters in History JoeUser Forums

you would think this would be a good thing.... I certainly did, and still do... but, well... you'll see... M. had to go to Indiana for a week to spend time with mother. Now, no

getting spewed out with a brain in History JoeUser Forums

getting spewed with a brain that tests out smarter than 99% of your generation leaves you alone with your thoughts most of the time isolated jeremiah johnson's* our dead famalies sacrificed on the altar of our little gods up high on the mountain wher

i am an internet pioneer in Internet JoeUser Forums

Your little trick of leaving mean comments when I cannot respond, due to some trickery on the part of joeuser, is cheating... of course, you people have to take any win you can get against a general like me. This is why some of the people with my back ground have hated the common man. I forgive you all.... and I am glad I can't leave comments here anymore; stop

now advertising on my sites in Business JoeUser Forums

Like they say about Greg the Bunny -- "WATCH HIS SHOW... HE'D WATCH YOURS." same applies to the advertiesers on a shows sites. They make money, the site makes money . THis is like shopping locally without leaving your home. Please think about buying from one of these advertisers. Or at least checking them out. AND THAT D

the jackels' shake hunter s. thompson's bones in History JoeUser Forums

the jackals shake Hunter S Thompson's Bones in a cup and toss them on a bear skin rug let them spin the future out randomly the verdict: go ahead and leave the masks on the monsters send them out into the future to kill again and again maybe next time they'll feed on your kid when someone like hunter s Thompson blows

one more time, a bit more edited... thank you!!!! in Writing JoeUser Forums

bin LADens' FATE WILL BE DECIDED IN YR NAME bin LADen's FATE WILL BE DECIDED IN YR NAME ARE YOU READY FOR HIS WRATH??? FOR HIS SPIRIT TO inspire THE YOUNG ALL OVER THE WORLD INTO BEING rightous, SENSeLESS bombs? somebodies GONNA DECIDE THE poor soldier's FATE HE WORKED FOR YOU ONCE bef

RIDGWAY ENDORSES GORDON FOR ALDERMAN in History JoeUser Forums

MUCH AS WE LOVE kevin, who works for joe moore, -- I SAY vote GORDON (after you look into it yourself since I am by no means always right). I think we should vote GORDON here in Roger's Park for the alderman, which is the citizen's first line of defense in the political system here. Look into gordon and moore yourself, please... but there is a fi

it is good to be hated by fools and the damned!!! in History JoeUser Forums

You people really need to settle down.... and try to get a peace. Obviously, since the comments from all over the world everywhere else are in praise, you guys really should exaimine yourself.... I am trying to let my students do some editing, and they are.,.... and since i just got a radio/movie/animation/boook deal, I can pay them regular editing rates. A lot of

BIN LADEN'S FATE WILL BE DECIDED IN YR NAME in History JoeUser Forums

BIN LADEN'S FATE WILL BE DECIDED IN YR NAME ARE YOU READY FOR HIS WRATH??? FOR HIS SPIRIT TO DRIVE THE YOUNG ALL OVER THE WORLD INTO BEING SENSLESS BOMBS? SOMEBODY GONNA DECIDE THE POOR SOLDIERS FATE WILL THEY MURDER OR FIND THE GRACE TO LET HIM GO HOME TO LET HIM TEACH US WHAT HIS LIFE HAS BEEN LIKE

i came to pounding in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

i came to pounding a proclamation of SACRED HATE on the temple door i am sorry I should have calmly gathered my buds and then FIRMLY sued for peace