Sarah ...just be yourself ..that's all anyone can be. It's not your job to have to please everyone and make them happy. Be happy in yourself and the rest will fall into place. Jess
use the roll to clean it up?then you would complain the roll was wet! Ummmm ...try tearing some sheets off the roll Jess
I really like this Thomas, and yes perfection is in the flaws.. the uniqueness. How boring the world, life. love, would be ...without those special flaws. Jess
Awww Nebraska ..they are gorgeous. That pic makes me just want to cuddle them. You have beautiful children. Jess
We miss on purpose, we want you to know how good you have it Thanks We understand that men have difficulty targeting the toilet, especially after 6 cans of lager, but we don't understand why they can't use the darn loo roll to
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oohhh you asked for it now. sits back with popcorn and watches Marco get stomped This should be more entertaining than the American election hype Jess
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar If something we sa
This was great and so true Marco. I can't ever tease Thomas about America because he always beats me to it Just to let you know ..it sucks. Where is the fun in knocking someones country when they do it better than you. Although i still try Jess
denying them the right to act in each other's behalf in times of emergency, requiring them to jump through hoops to benefit from their combined efforts during their shared lives and all the other indignities that follow is cruel and causes hearts to hurt needlessly. So true King ..... and I always thin
Rofl!!! good i had to wait for a minute before i could write without pressing the wrong buttons because of the epilepsy causing laughter you gave me!!! Thank you so much Edmund ...that was the effect it had on me too. I was starting to worry about myself <img src="../images/smiles/lol.gif" border=
Its great when one learns and laughs at the same time. thanks for the advice Glad you enjoyed it Edmund. If you don't mind, I want to send this to my sister-in-law and ol
Conversley, my Master and i could be said to resent having to get married to have our relationship legally recognized. Why cant we just draw up a slavery contract that i could sign, have it notorized and blessed by some priest, and thereafter be enforcable by law? Because it does not reflect the will of the majority </TA
If I slept with sharks, so would I. Sorry to disappoint, but a duck's quack does echo. It's just one of t
It is also an article about gay marriage, and as such, i think my comments were on topic. Look up the word "tangent" and see what that means Gay marriage was used as an example of how some so-called religious people use their religion instead of stating it is their own opinion. <TABLE cellpaddi
Conversley, my Master and i could be said to resent having to get married to have our relationship legally recognized. Why cant we just draw up a slavery contract that i could sign, have it notorized and blessed by some priest, and thereafter be enforcable by law? Because it does not reflect the will of the majority </TA
Good for you ..hope it goes well. Jess
me too
Thomas ..you know that soon you are gonna have a tan on that white ass of yours But for now ..I love that you are a vampire. Jess x
Congratulations not only on reaching ten years but on doing what alot of people fail to do ......have a really good balance between home and work. You have a wonderful family and it's great to feel the love and see the communication you share. All the best on this special day and for the future. Jess
Trina ... I know, that shocked me too. I don't think I will let mine out of my sight when I have them. Jess
What did they do? smear the crap all over them so the babes would stay away? Yea that grossed me out too Jess
I really enjoyed that. Jess
Hmm ..I don't know Trin ...As long as the resolution is right it should work. If not... try Thomas's suggestion and view it full screen too. Glad to know you think we mesh Jess
thanks for the offer Dharma ..if I need to know anything, I will ask. Jess
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