How many Cols does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
None, the deficit is too big and there is not enough money to buy lightbulbs.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wrong, DJ...the answer is...100,000.

1 to document that Bush lied and as a result of his lies, the lightbulb died, then argue about the outsourcing of jobs that make domestically produced lightbulbs unavailable, 99,999 to produce comprehensive legislation to tax the American public for that and every other lightbulb, as every American citizen has a right to lightbulbs.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
yer both wrong col. do not have enough smarts to change lightbulb, they order a sgt. to do it so it gets done right.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
MM has it right!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

DJ is right but for the wrong reason.

None....What's a lightbulb?

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
LOL, I never thoyght I would get so many right answers for a single question. Anyone else wanna have a try at it.

Step right up, take a shot, get it right, everyone wins.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
One to demand higher taxes to be used to redistribute the wealth to the maintenance worker that will be paid to change the bulb, ignoring the fact that most maintenance workers are paid more than many teachers, law enforcement workers, etc.

After realizing that the the maintenance worker won't change the bulb as the task is below him, the senile old C.O.L. will go back to asking for more money and crying that the bulb blew out on Bush's watch and any all matter of injury that might result from someone enterring the darkened room is also of course the fault of G.W. Bush.

At the same time, the senile old C.O.L. will cry that the government is wasting a ton of money buying lightbulbs.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
At the same time, the senile old C.O.L. will cry that the government is wasting a ton of money buying lightbulbs.


But how many Cols does it take?
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Most of are to dumb to know what a light bulb is much less know how to change it!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Most of are to dumb to know what a light bulb is much less know how to change it!


YOu did not make a guess. Did you not understand the question?
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Did you not understand the question?


Nope. How do you "chance" a light bulb?
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
lol, tell 'em col.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
How do you "chance" a light bulb?


awwww ya beat me to it.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

How do you "chance" a light bulb?


awwww ya beat me to it.

Leave it to Vegas, they will figure out a way.

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nope. How do you "chance" a light bulb?


Sorry but I can't change an article once I post it. But thanx for pointing it out. But of all people I would have thought that even Col could understand since he is the king of misspelling here.

Can't ask for much I guess. BTW, you never said how many.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey that worked thanx. But funny how I have made a few articles, about 5 but only 2 show on my like. I know I deleleted 1, but where are my other articles? They show up on the forums but not on my site. Oh well.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey that worked thanx. But funny how I have made a few articles, about 5 but only 2 show on my like. I know I deleleted 1, but where are my other articles? They show up on the forums but not on my site. Oh well.


Davad just posted a similar complaint on karmagirls thread. I think it is a bug. To get them listed, post in www.joeuser.com. Instead of forums.joeuser.com. They will fix it in time, but you tend to confirm my suspicions (I use to be a programmer, and the best debugger! So I guess I still think that way).