Psychic Predictions for 2006

sorta

I caught the tale end of a show debunking psychics. The statistics guy said that any person can pretend to be psychic and be right 40% of the time.

Well that got me to thinking.

I thought we’d put JUers to the test and see who among us is gifted. ~waggles fingers in air~

In the comments section, write down your “visions” and it can be about anything and everything you think~clears throat~ I mean you see happening in 2006. It will be more fun if you can predict something about other JUers but whatever ya got will be fine. Don’t want to crimp the flow or whatever…

Then over the course of the year we can come back to this and say AH HA! Or oops! And see who among us has the gift!

~Puts hands on temples~ I am getting something…..nope lost it. Wait here it comes again.

I see a new friend for a Joe user. A female JUer and her friend will be blond and her name will have a K in it. She will feel compelled to write about the new friend. It will cause many flame wars.

I see ~rubs head harder~ um, I see a national story involving a lake with two over turned silver canoes on the shore, it will involve a missing child or perhaps a murder.

I see…..

Well actually my sight is gone for the night. It happens.

~rolls eyes~

What do you see in 2006. En-lighten us.

~waggles fingers and widens eyes, blows bangs out of eyes~

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"I see a new friend for a Joe user. A female JUer and her friend will be blond and her name will have a K in it. She will feel compelled to write about the new friend. It will cause many flame wars."
Oh oh.....my name is ........Kathleen.......

OK, ya wanna know what's gonna happen this coming year?
Let's see....
1. A major airline is going to have a major, major crash, in the Indies I think
2. Another terrorist attack in the US is what I feel is gonna happen, I think in July
3. A dog is going to make history
4. I'm going to meet a gentleman....and fall in love.
5. Little Whip is going to move, probably this coming fall.
6. JU community is going to have a "get together party"
7. I'll finally get a washing, probably in August.....8. I get my rent rebate then, BUT that is just a coincidence....
that's all for now
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P.S.
Number 7 was SUPPOSED to say I'll finally get a washing MACHINE!!! NOT a washing......
alright that's enough laffing,
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Number 7 was SUPPOSED to say I'll finally get a washing MACHINE!!! NOT a washing......


Buwhahahaha

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Ok after a crappy night's sleep lets see if I can flesh some out.

~cracks knuckles~

1. Dharma will leave JU this year. Not sure why, and it may not be a total good bye, but I think her life will get busier and she will be doing lots of fun RL things.

2. Tex will prepare for her husband's deployment and then find out at the last minute he doesn't have to go.

3. Trudy will discover a new pain pill that promises much, but doesn't deliver.

4. Two JUers will meet face to face this year and bond.

5. Some JU allies will split.

That's all the JU vibe I am getting right now.

Buwhahaha.
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7. I'll finally get a washing, probably in August.....8. I get my rent rebate then, BUT that is just a coincidence....
that's all for now

I predict Perfume as Trudy's number one gift in 2006!

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I predict 60% of the predictions will be wrong
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I predict that there will be politically oriented flame wars on JU this year.
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Reply By: Dr. Guy

I predict Perfume as Trudy's number one gift in 2006!


, I've fallen on the floor from laffing and can't get up!

I shoulda known you'd pop in with a witty comment that's really hilarious!
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I predict that there will be politically oriented flame wars on JU this year.


I think you have the gift!

I predict 60% of the predictions will be wrong


Another gifted one! Set up the 800 numbers!
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I predict:

The Raiders will be poised to win the Superbowl

The Mets will win the Series

The Lakers will Choke

The Red Wings have a stroke

and The Blood service will be richer with 4-5 pints of 0-!

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Oh yeah sports....didn't even think about that Doc..thanks!

I predict UK will go all the way this year and be national champions.
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predict UK will go all the way this year and be national champions.

In Soccer?  What does Britian have to do with sports?

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I predict a celebrity couple will have a huge public divorce!
I predict a major sports star will be arrested for drugs/rape/murder. (Take your choice)
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In Soccer? What does Britian have to do with sports


Buwahaha. We have comedian!

No silly! University of Kentucky..ya know, blue and white....WILD CATS.
Shesh.
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I predict a celebrity couple will have a huge public divorce!I predict a major sports star will be arrested for drugs/rape/murder. (Take your choice)


Wow, now that is really going out on a limb. You must really have the gift!
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No silly! University of Kentucky..ya know, blue and white....WILD CATS

They got a University in Kentucky?

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They got a University in Kentucky


EEEEEEVIL!!! E-VIL!
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1. Dharma will leave JU this year. Not sure why, and it may not be a total good bye, but I think her life will get busier and she will be doing lots of fun RL things.


What's RL?
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REAL LIFE!!
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Now I am not saying I am not gifted D......but having read some of your recent blogs about volunteering and such....well, nope its my gift I tell ya!
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P.S. Number 7 was SUPPOSED to say I'll finally get a washing MACHINE!!! NOT a washing......alright that's enough laffing,

LMBO... I WAS laughing!

I predict...

Ariel Sharon will not live to see 2007. The Middle East peace process will disintegrate -- for a time.

Tova7 will develop more than one "as iron sharpens iron" friendship via JU.

Before 2007 arrives either my hubby or I will be driving a new (to us) vehicle.

KFC will have had LENGTHY religious debates on her blog -- loving every one of them -- becoming more addicted to the internet than every before.

KFC's hubby will beg my hubby NOT to fix her computer. Oh wait -- that was 2005! Eh... it'll happen again. ROFL

Trudy will attend a magnificent ballet.

Doc will receive a raise, in spite of other cutbacks at his place of employment.

SPC will drop another 10 pounds.

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Oh Trudy...I wondered at number 7...!


Hmmm, I predict there will be a Super Bowl....on tv

I predict someone will have snow in their back yard...this weekend!


I predict.....yeah, I think that's enough for now.


Cute Tonya, real cute!!
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Ariel Sharon will not live to see 2007.


Was this before or after you found out he was sick? because if you knew this before....



Tova7 will develop more than one "as iron sharpens iron" friendship via JU


From your mouth to God's ears!

Trudy will attend a magnificent ballet.Doc will receive a raise, in spite of other cutbacks at his place of employment.SPC will drop another 10 pounds.


Very psychic of you.....

Can't wait to see how many people really are right!

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Tex's husband will be deployed, but not to Iraq.dharma's hubby will seek and receive a long-term assignment in Europe, the entire family will get to go this time, and that's why she'll be so busy. She wont leave JU, (never!) but she wont have as much time to spend here.


Dang I like those better than mine!

Can Psychics change their statements?

Tova will make the top 10 and remain there, and suffer her own 'trial by fire' on JU. She will triumph, kicking ass and taking names


HEHE. I don't know about that because I don't have the time to invest in writing good well thought out articles like those in the top 10. But I will bow to your obvious gift! ~bows low~

Someone will fall in love with Shovelheat


Um, how did you find out about that? I didn't think anyone knew about us.....buwhahahah. Hope he gets lots of attention. Care to guess a hair color? I say blond. (Is that legal, adding onto someone else's prediction?)


ModMan will experience a period of remission and start blogging like mad again.Someone will post pictures of Col Gene wearing ladies underwear.ParaTed will once again delete his entire blog, and once again we will all forgive him and just be glad he came back!


Sounds like a good year to be at JU.

Dabe will sneak in under the radar again, but be discovered soon and re-banished.And LW will continue to have to bail out at 3:30 because thats when Simon gets home! (like NOW! bye!)


Well we all have our priorities. ~Sniffs~ some of us are serious about the gift tho......buwhahaha.
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Oh--and Gideon will be ELECTED!!!!


That will be so cool.

Maybe he could plug JU on cspan.....buwhahahaha.