TEN REASONS WHY I NEVER BATHE
Remind you of something?
from 
JoeUser Forums
JoeUser Forums
1. I was forced to Bathe as a child
2. People who Bathe are hypocrites; they think they are cleaner than everyone else.
3. There are so many kinds of soap. It is too confusing to have to choose.
4. I used to Bathe but it got so boring that I stopped
5. I still Bathe on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter
6. None of my friends Bathe.
7. I think I'll wait till I'm older to Bathe.
8. I really don't have time.
9. The bathroom is too cold
10. People who make soap are just after your money.
2. People who Bathe are hypocrites; they think they are cleaner than everyone else.
3. There are so many kinds of soap. It is too confusing to have to choose.
4. I used to Bathe but it got so boring that I stopped
5. I still Bathe on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter
6. None of my friends Bathe.
7. I think I'll wait till I'm older to Bathe.
8. I really don't have time.
9. The bathroom is too cold
10. People who make soap are just after your money.
