Things A Man Should Never Do After 30

There's a really funny article in Esquire this month detailing 59 Things A Man Should Never Do After 30.

Some excerpts;

6. Hang art with tape.

10. Skip.

18. Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.

19. Give shout-outs.

25. Request extra sprinkles.

33. Publicly greet friends by shouting, "What's up, you whore?"

37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.

38. Dispute someone else's call of "shotgun".

43. Ride a pony.

51. The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction.

59. Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and so much as whispering, "Peace Out".



Does anyone have any of their own no-no's?
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