Lean Red, the New Pepto Bismal

October 22, 2005 1:08 PM from

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Reply #1 October 22, 2005 1:24 PM from

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can you arrange for me to be the mid east distributor?

Reply #2 October 22, 2005 1:30 PM from

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I want the branch that deals with beef... beef of the lean red variety, helps keep you healthy.

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Reply #3 October 22, 2005 1:35 PM from

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can you arrange for me to be the mid east distributor?

Do you carry Liabilty insurance against Floods, plagues and Frog infestations?

Reply #4 October 22, 2005 1:35 PM from

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I want the branch that deals with beef... beef of the lean red variety, helps keep you healthy.

Sorry, this is snake oil! The USDA table is 3 stops to your left!

Reply #5 October 22, 2005 1:37 PM from

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Do you carry Liabilty insurance against Floods, plagues and Frog infestations?

We had it in Egypt, I'll have to check if the policy is still valid.

Reply #6 October 22, 2005 1:52 PM from

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We had it in Egypt, I'll have to check if the policy is still valid.

Welcome to the fold Brother Mano! ALl your ills will be healed!

Reply #7 October 22, 2005 1:58 PM from

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ALl your ills will be healed!

All??

Reply #8 October 22, 2005 1:59 PM from

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ALl your ills will be healed!

All??

Snake oil does that. Would I lie?

Dont answer that!

Reply #9 October 22, 2005 2:45 PM from

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I remember another old childhood silly tune, but I can't remember the name of the tune it is sung too. Some old British marching tune (usually whistled) I've heard on old WW II movies...

Comet- it makes your teeth turn green!Comet- you'd rather use listerine!Comet! It makes you vomit!so buy some Comet, and vomit, today!

Reply #10 October 22, 2005 2:59 PM from

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Snake oil does that.

Thank you.... but I thnk I'll stick to olive oil.

Reply #11 October 22, 2005 3:04 PM from

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Ok...research done! It's Colonel Bogey's March... Link

Comet- it makes your teeth turn green!
Comet- you'd rather use listerine!
Comet! It makes you vomit!
so buy some Comet, and vomit, today!

Reply #12 October 22, 2005 7:27 PM from

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Some old British marching tune (usually whistled) I've heard on old WW II movies...

Aren't they all old British tunes?

Reply #13 October 22, 2005 7:33 PM from

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Thank you.... but I thnk I'll stick to olive oil.

Good for the vowels!

Reply #14 October 22, 2005 7:33 PM from

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Comet- it makes your teeth turn green!
Comet- you'd rather use listerine!
Comet! It makes you vomit!
so buy some Comet, and vomit, today!

A clasic! And still true!

Reply #15 October 22, 2005 9:24 PM from

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How exactly does one oil a snake anyway?

Reply #16 October 22, 2005 9:40 PM from

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I've heard on old WW II movies...

The movie (at least the most famous one) is Bridge Over the River Kwai.

How exactly does one oil a snake anyway?

Well, first you drain the pan and remove the filter.......

Reply #17 October 22, 2005 10:39 PM from

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How exactly does one oil a snake anyway?

Well, first you drain the pan and remove the filter.......

nope ya pin his little head down with a fork and grease im up.

Reply #18 October 23, 2005 9:56 AM from

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How exactly does one oil a snake anyway?

Very carefully!

Reply #19 October 23, 2005 9:56 AM from

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Well, first you drain the pan and remove the filter.......

I think he was asking about the slithering cobra, not the vroom, vroom one!

Reply #20 October 23, 2005 9:57 AM from

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nope ya pin his little head down with a fork and grease im up.

So he does not sunburn????

Reply #21 October 23, 2005 1:10 PM from

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Oh, I forgot to add the obligatory disclaimer:

Link

Reply #22 October 23, 2005 1:45 PM from

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Dunno how well it will work. Mr Leanred here at JU says he can't debate because of his gag reflex. Doesn't seem to be helping his nausea.

Reply #23 October 23, 2005 2:23 PM from

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How exactly does one oil a snake anyway?

Very carefully!

Depends on the snake!

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