Ode to greywar.

Wither doest thou wander, oh warrior grey,
oh sergeant from my yesterdays.

No one has made "assclown" sound so sweet,
As the acerbic prose from your lips doth flow.

Gone from us now, thou needs must roam,
the dusty wastelands of arizona,
drunkenly MMORPGing in arid home,
sipping on lime and Corona.

No one uses "clown cock" the way that you did,
From thou first did I hear "moonbat"

Yet well thought out, for all the filth,
And sure to set us laughing,
Come blog more oft than once a week,
When you have had your caffeine.

(I swear his coffee t'was black as night,
Made from camel spit and acid,
And spiced up strong with armpit hair,
For odor nauseously rancid)

No one makes "assclown" sound so sweet,
As acerbic prose from his lips doth flow
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Reply #1 Top
When The Hyperborean Wanderer first encountered Greywar on the Hard Road...

My first thought was, he lied in every word,
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
Askance to watch the working of his lie
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee that pursed and scored
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby...
Reply #2 Top
I think I will have that framed... thanks man...

That hoary cripple


HW - I have your hoary cripple right *here* o gleeful fondler of other men's butt nuggets "Hard Road" indeed... much like doing "Hard Time" I suppose...
Reply #3 Top
Not only am I impressed, I am touched. In a bad place.
SNS claims offline that the poem was original. I believe him, I believe him.
Reply #4 Top
My first thought was, he lied in every word


Either this is random attributive poetry night, or HW set up a pun so bad it defies all rational thought.

the dusty wastelands of arizona,


Methinks T.S. Elliot would roll in his grave.

I have your hoary cripple right *here* o gleeful fondler of other men's butt nuggets


you see what I mean?
Reply #5 Top
My first thought was, he lied in every word


It's actually the first stanza of Browning's Childe Roland, but when I read it, I knew he spoke of Greywar.

That hoary cripple


Although, in Greywar's case, perhaps he meant "whore-y cripple". Or maybe "moral cripple"...
Reply #6 Top
It's actually the first stanza of Browning's Childe Roland,


That's it. I was thinking of the other because of the common usage in the Gunslinger stuff by King.
Reply #7 Top
And by the way, Grey,

I have your hoary cripple right *here*


That's what I hear about you. Estrogen Lass must've married you for your... charm? Nah...

Reply #8 Top

Estrogen Lass must've married you for your... charm? Nah...

Actually it was for the massive size of my crank...

Reply #9 Top
yeah, but if it's crippled, all you do is step on it. Repeatedly.