He walks among us!
Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid!
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Yes, we have a pod person among us. Perfect in every way. He is the ideal of all the women at JU, and he no longer slaughters grammar and spelling! We must unite to defeat this pod person! He is Eeevvviiiilll!
Your women are no longer safe! You are no longer safe! He will suck your personality out and add it to his pick up lines! Just check out one of his latest threads! He writes like a professional Journalist!
Yes, the males of JU must unite to defeat this evil incarnation! (Except you Ted - go hide with the women).
If you have not guessed, it is Super ModerateMan! Stealer of Women's hearts blog wide! And purveyor of the purloined pen! With the mere stroke of his pen, he vanquishes the liberals, and woos the hearts of all the fair lasses here! With a mere 'aw shucks', he disarms his oppponents and sends them reeling in retreat!
How can this be? How can this reject from a geriatric farm do so much? I will tell you!
He is a pod person! He has been stolen by those furry Aliens! He is one of THEM!
To Arms Fellow JU Males! We must drive back this pod person! We must vanquish it before we lose our ability to debate rationaly and woo girls!
It is up to us! We can no longer count on the JU ladies. They have fallen under his sway. Alas and Alack for our loss!
