Diner Warning at Red Lobster

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WARNING ABOUT RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS

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Warning!!

Be careful if you eat at "RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS".

A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains.

Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain.

"911" was called and an ambulance was sent and the women was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse.

As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnosis the cause of the pain:

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now you know why lobster is not kosher

Oy!  I thought it was just a bottom feeder, not a T&A feeder!

Reply #3 Top
Wow... that's what I call a red snapper!
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Wow... that's what I call a red snapper!

Gives new meaning to purple nurples!

Reply #5 Top
Wow, that's one manly looking chick (nice boobs, tho).

Haha, we just ate at Red Lobster last week. Good thing I had the shrimp!
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Haha, we just ate at Red Lobster last week. Good thing I had the shrimp!

It is Dharma that I am worried about!

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It is Dharma that I am worried about!


Why is that?
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I recognize those feet!
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t is Dharma that I am worried about!


I think it's because I made a comment about my DD's (remember I said I was in a D cup? I had to go on some hormone replacement therapy that made them get even bigger, and I'm filling out a DD nicely now) on a different thread.
I'm not jealous, I can appreciate a nice set of hooters when I see them...and this chick does have a pretty decent rack!

It looks painful....
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Why is that?

Double D? (that one is a leer)

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I recognize those feet!

They are not mine!

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I think it's because I made a comment about my DD's (remember I said I was in a D cup?

Was I really that obvious?

Reply #13 Top
The newest sex toy - a lobster. I won't tell you where my perverted mind is going with other sea food. eww!
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The newest sex toy - a lobster. I won't tell you where my perverted mind is going with other sea food. eww!

Anyone who uses seafood as sex toys does not have a palate!