Discourses of a Three Year Old

What really matters.....

from JoeUser Forums
My son is very good at justifying his opinions. Just the other day, I walked into the living room to see my boy doing a headstand.....while, um, hanging out in the breeze.

Yup, that's right. He decided that the best way to do a handstand was sans underwear. Here is the discussion that followed.

Scene: Upside down boy with big grin and no sense of modesty whatsoever (probably my fault)

"Hi Mommy! Look at me! I'm upside-down!"

With eye rolls and a sigh, "Boy, you need to go put some underwear on."

Responding with a bigger roll of the eyes....."MOOOOMMMM. You don't NEED underwear to be an upside-down."

He had a point there. Technically, they are not necessary. However, moms reign supreme. "GO PUT ON YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Has he tried to pick himself up?
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
heh. he gotcha there, kids. gotta love them and there total honesty at times.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Funny story. He was right, too, I took my clothes off and stood on my head and you DON'T need underwear to do it.

When my nephew was been potty trained he would always seem to need to go whenever someone else was in the bathroom. His mother would tell me him to go in a styrofoam cup. One day, when he was 3 years old, he had to go real bad, but again someone was in the bathroom so my nephew found the first cup he saw and pee in it. It was his brother's cup of juice. It was so damn funny.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
@ the stories!

I love the things kids say... so silly, and yet often, so true.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
! Oh boy....kids.....