Daily Dose of Whacky and Weird Headlines

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"Fresh Approach Urged by Toilet Experts"--headline, Guardian (London), Sept. 26

Glade would not hurt at all

"Sex Workers Seek to Form Union"--headline, Korea Times, Sept. 25

Where so I sign up?

"Singapore: Bull Semen Improved China Ties"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 27

I think I will go with the drier ties.

"Compulsive Shopping Carries a Heavy Price"--headline, HealthDay, Sept. 29

Must have been written by a husband.

"Arctic Ice Melts Faster as It Gets Warmer"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 28

Gorrllleeeee!  And I thought it was Freezing faster!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
! Especially the Sex workers headline!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Especially the Sex workers headline!

I tried googling the enlistment site, but google failed me this time!

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Where so I sign up?


If you find out, sign me up too!

~Zoo
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

If you find out, sign me up too!

Look for the article!

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
You know what? Your posts of this nature continually remind me of the fact that, no matter how vivid one's imagination, truth REALLY is stranger than fiction.

Thanks again for the laughs...

Cheers,

Maso
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Funny as usual, Doc

my first one is cause I know you like bad puns.

--"Fresh Approach Urged by Toilet Experts"--

They should call toilet experts "prostitutes" since they know johns so well.

--"Sex Workers Seek to Form Union"--

I thought most sex workers got paid to form unions nightly.

--"Singapore: Bull Semen Improved China Ties"--

Women prefer pearl necklaces.

--"Compulsive Shopping Carries a Heavy Price"--

But a lighter wallet.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

no matter how vivid one's imagination, truth REALLY is stranger than fiction.

To be good, fiction has to be plausible.  Truth stands on its own, no matter how implausible.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

--"Sex Workers Seek to Form Union"--

I thought most sex workers got paid to form unions nightly.

I like that one the best!