How to Keep Jehovah Witnesses away
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I always used to sayu "MY LORD SATAN WELCOMES YOU TO ENTER" now living in a gated community the are barred from entering the community period.
| found that answering the door naked and inviting them in for a beer usually worked as a deterrent, too. |
knock.... knock.... {who's there} telegram. {i am not expecting a telagram} um candy gram... {door opens} huge mouth devours whip last thing she hears is LANDSHARK!!
It might keep the Jahova's Witnesses away, but when I was a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, I would have knocked on your door just to have a laugh with you on your knockers. ;~D
| now living in a gated community the are barred from entering the community period. |
Yea, but you dont have any fun! 
| I found that answering the door naked and inviting them in for a beer usually worked as a deterrent, too. |
That did not work for me. I wonder why...........
| {door opens} huge mouth devours whip last thing she hears is LANDSHARK!! |
OMG! The greatest SNL skit ever!
| but when I was a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, |
(Psst! I like you guys! very nice polite and easy to talk to! I never sent them packing, but when I told them I was Catholic, they were nice, polite and very neighborly!}
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