BUSH!!! SHOWS!!! AWSOME!!! POWER!!!

He creates hurricane with a simple nod.

from JoeUser Forums
PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH showed his awesome power by creating hurricane Katrina and destroying the sinful city of Sodom.

His might and destructive powers now rival those powers of GOD himself.

Word in the beltway is Sanfrancisco is next where President Bush will loose his might by shaking his leg, is this a nervous gesture or a evil plan to cause an earthquake to destroy Gomorrah.

Today destruction of cities with poor people and an abundance of liberals. tomorrow the world.

Beware his might.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
No might at all till he turns that Sheehan woman into a pillar of salt
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Unbelievable what an ignorant hick can do!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Unbelievable what an ignorant hick can do!


now who's the one converting?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
1 by Manopeace
Tuesday, September 06, 2005


No might at all till he turns that Sheehan woman into a pillar of salt


she has already done that to herself.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
2 by Dr. Guy
Tuesday, September 06, 2005


Unbelievable what an ignorant hick can do!


well since the left lays the blame at his feet for everything. from the extinction of the dinosours {Pso he can have oil] to present day killing for oil. he should get credit for his awsome power.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
#3 by Manopeace
Tuesday, September 06, 2005


Unbelievable what an ignorant hick can do!


now who's the one converting?


I wanna be at his briss.... lol
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

I wanna be at his briss.... lol


political conversions don't require a bris.... just a big party
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
7 by Manopeace
Tuesday, September 06, 2005


I wanna be at his briss.... lol


political conversions don't require a bris.... just a big party


the day docguy switches parties will be the same day i go up in flames.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I wish Bush could cook up a storm, and send it over to London to kill all those ungrateful limey assholes!

What the fuck has Britain ever done for us, we saved their fat asses in 8 world wars for Goddam sake!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

[sarcasm]Unbelievable what an ignorant hick can do![/sarcasm]


now who's the one converting?

I thought the tags were visible in the original post.

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

from the extinction of the dinosours {

HOw do he get a quart of oil out of one of those little raptors?  Must be real greasy eating.

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
from the extinction of the dinosours


BTW... they are not extinct.. there are still some right here at JU...or at least throwbacks to an era long gone...
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
9 by Handy Hank
Tuesday, September 06, 2005


My neck is red, and I love Bush.


my neck is clean and I love bush, both kinds. heh
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
#13 by Dr. Guy
Tuesday, September 06, 2005


from the extinction of the dinosours {

HOw do he get a quart of oil out of one of those little raptors? Must be real greasy eating.


simple doc, one word from george and they upped and died then squeezed themselves into a puddle of oil.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
17 by little_whip
Tuesday, September 06, 2005


hear Bush is also responsible for the heartbreak of psoriasis and that annoying rectal itch.

Be afwaid, be werry, werry, afwaid.

(the world needs more fwaids anyway.)


I wive in feaw of his mighty stwength.. I heaw he is about to destroww cweveland.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
From the study done by the Air Force in 1996 called

Air Force 2025
Volume 3

Executive Summary

In 2025, US aerospace forces can "own the weather" by capitalizing on emerging technologies and focusing development of those technologies to war-fighting applications. Such a capability offers the war fighter tools to shape the battlespace in ways never before possible. It provides opportunities to impact operations across the full spectrum of conflict and is pertinent to all possible futures. The purpose of this paper is to outline a strategy for the use of a future weather-modification system to achieve military objectives rather than to provide a detailed technical road map.

A high-risk, high-reward endeavor, weather-modification offers a dilemma not unlike the splitting of the atom. While some segments of society will always be reluctant to examine controversial issues such as weather-modification, the tremendous military capabilities that could result from this field are ignored at our own peril. From enhancing friendly operations or disrupting those of the enemy via small-scale tailoring of natural weather patterns to complete dominance of global communications and counterspace control, weather-modification offers the war fighter a wide-range of possible options to defeat or coerce an adversary. Some of the potential capabilities a weather-modification system could provide to a war-fighting commander in chief (CINC) are listed in table 1.

I wonder why the amatuer conpiracy theroists haven't latched on to this yet?
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

that annoying rectal itch.

I'm gonna Sue him!!!!!

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's it, my disability is all Bush's fault too!! Anyone with the power to conjure hurricanes would have no problem causing my infirmaties!!! Dabe, Colon Gene, Kingbee, Myrrander... Sign me up on the Bush Bash Bus!!!!!!! ;~D
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
No might at all till he turns that Sheehan woman into a pillar of salt


Never happen, he'll call forth two she bears from the woods to maul her. Or cast her from a tower and the dogs will lap her blood. Ya know, whatever.
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Secret Squirel:
A high-risk, high-reward endeavor, weather-modification offers a dilemma not unlike the splitting of the atom. While some segments of society will always be reluctant to examine controversial issues such as weather-modification, the tremendous military capabilities that could result from this field are ignored at our own peril.


You gotta check out my satire of this very weapon and those who have exposed it!! Link
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top

Bush Bash Bus

Now say that 3 times fast!

Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
19 by Secret Squirell (Anonymous user)
Tuesday, September 06, 2005


I wonder why the amatuer conpiracy theroists haven't latched on to this yet?


I just did!!! it's all an evil republican plot to own the world hahahahahahahahahahaha
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
#21 by ParaTed2k
Tuesday, September 06, 2005


That's it, my disability is all Bush's fault too!! Anyone with the power to conjure hurricanes would have no problem causing my infirmaties!!! Dabe, Colon Gene, Kingbee, Myrrander... Sign me up on the Bush Bash Bus!!!!!!! ;~D


ya me too... except I Have it on good word that the bus will be swallowed up, as george the magnificent waves his hand and command the earth to crack open right underneath the offending bus.