I DIDN"T!!!!

congratulations alison..........

from JoeUser Forums
I got the Job!!!!
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I DIDN"T!!!

I GOT THE MUSIC POSITION ON LONG ISLAND!!!!!
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I DIDN'T GET THE ONE HERE!!!!!

I will be teaching 6th grade band and choir as a long term sub for a fellow in Iraq.
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I will be teaching choir to nobody!

I AM OFFICIALLY A TEACHER!!! WHOOHOO!!!
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I AM OFFICIALLY A JOBLESS BUM!!!! WHOOHOO!!!

(This post is not out of bitterness and rancor, I was just about to post on it, and I saw alison's article. Too funny a coincidence to pass up. In all seriousness, congrats alison!) "
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh yeah, ignore all those quotes behind the curtain.....I am Oz the great and powerful!!!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey, Congrats on not teaching choir! It takes a really special person to not be a teacher, and I've heard that choir is one of the most difficult things to not teach.

So, Congratulations, SPC! I knew you could NOT do it!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
YOu are not a JOBLESS BUM!  You are a underemployed entrepeneur.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
So, Congratulations, SPC! I knew you could NOT do it!


You'd be amazed, there's literally hundreds of things I can NOT do. It's not easy damn it, but someone's got to NOT do them.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
SPC:
You'd be amazed, there's literally hundreds of things I can NOT do. It's not easy damn it, but someone's got to NOT do them.


All the more reason to be proud, IMO. I mean, anyone can set out to do something and just get it done, but the measure of a man is his un-accomplishments and the list of things that he works diligently and perseveres to NOT do in his lifetime.

Way to go...doing things is the easy way out. I'm glad to see you took the road less traveled!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
You'd be amazed, there's literally hundreds of things I can NOT do. It's not easy damn it, but someone's got to NOT do them.


Hmm...we should start a club...I'd make jackets...but I can't do it....

~Zoo
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
There is a better job that pays more money right around the corner. watch and see another MM prediction come true.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
There is a better job that pays more money right around the corner. watch and see another MM prediction come true.


which brings me to my next article.....