Women do not play fair!
B.o.b.s lament
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Sure when your husband or boyfriend is away I am pulled out of the drawer and put to use, then when you are done USING ME,
you put me away.
There are times when I am your best friend, I take the place of your lover, you confide in me, sometimes when no one is here I hear you crying.
Do you ever take me anywhere? If you do you keep me hidden in the reaches of your purse or luggage.
Its a huge thing when you decide to finally change my worn out batteries. You never change them for me though, only for your own selfish pleasure.
I get to see a side of you most men never see, I visit some nether regions that no man has ever been to.
Sometimes you feel I am not enough, so you take my brother Little bob out to play, that makes me jealous by the way.
I never get tired, unlike your lover does. I can keep on going and make you reach heights no man can match.
Just once would it kill you to tell me you love me?
signed, B.O.B.
you put me away.
There are times when I am your best friend, I take the place of your lover, you confide in me, sometimes when no one is here I hear you crying.
Do you ever take me anywhere? If you do you keep me hidden in the reaches of your purse or luggage.
Its a huge thing when you decide to finally change my worn out batteries. You never change them for me though, only for your own selfish pleasure.
I get to see a side of you most men never see, I visit some nether regions that no man has ever been to.
Sometimes you feel I am not enough, so you take my brother Little bob out to play, that makes me jealous by the way.
I never get tired, unlike your lover does. I can keep on going and make you reach heights no man can match.
Just once would it kill you to tell me you love me?
signed, B.O.B.
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