The Funniest Quip Wins!

"Do not wait until Xmas to open!"

"Honk if you like my package!"

"Open with extreme care...explosive device inside."

"Tool box"

-- B

By the way, that buckle is friggin' awesome.

-- B

ummmmmm scrolling arrows pointing down saying "for rent cheap"

I have scrupples!  I cannot be bought!

But my rent is reasonable.

yeah - these lines are ok, i was expecting better though! keep 'em comin'!

"vacancy"

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Trinitie

Oh, or...

"Only fags and metrosexuals wear belt buckles"

Trinitie

oh my.

wow.

muggaz, my dear, how do you find these things?

I thought of some thinking you're from Australia so if you aren't all these should suck.

Here are 4 from David Letterman:

"I like to take a safari in your Outback"

"G'd'ass mate"

"Hey Matilda, how about some horizontal waltzing?"

"Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony"


Okay now here's 5 of mine:

"All this can be yours for one low price"

"Objects may be larger than they appear"

"I know my belt buckle lights up but just pretend it's mistletoe"

"Where's the Blondes at? 'Cause I wanna put my shrimp in another Barbie"

"Are you looking at my belt buckle or the land down under?

ok, these are absolutely fantastic! I will let you all know how I go with the respective quips!

i am in hysterics here!

if he wants to admit his hee-hee is shrimpy.

well, compared to an elephants hee-hee it is rather shrimpy... but in relation to a bee's hee-hee, it is a king prawn!

it's all relative madame!

My dear boy it sounds like you are a smelly poverty stricken peasant if you must "work" for through the winter.
I thought you had atleast the outer trappings of class, you seemed like a rather loyal Maxwellian but now it is clear that you
are a poverty stricken pleb. Perhaps I should fly my son Richard down to Victoria to warm you up.
forcefully yours,
Sir Peter Maxwell

well, compared to an elephants hee-hee it is rather shrimpy... but in relation to a bee's hee-hee, it is a king prawn! it's all relative madame!

The Walrus has the second largest of all mammals.  I will leave it to your imagination who has the largest.

Wow I want one. Now to the quips:

"Going down?"

"Pull down tab A, pump handle vigourously until fully inflated and insert into slot B."

"Subliminal message with suggestive undertones..."

"Hi, my name is John Thomas. I'm pleased to MEAT you..."

"SOS. Help me! I'm trapped, let me out."

"Not tonight, I've got a headache."

"What's the matter, never seen one before?!"

"Don't feel too bad, I'm staring at your tits."

"It's alive."

"Want the chance to win instant prizes. See inside the pack for details."

"If you think this is tacky you should see my bedroom."

"He treats me like a mushroom, he keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit."

"See how far you've sunk."

"Caution: White Load."

"Gone fishing, back in 2 weeks."

"Internal pressure: 250psi and rising...I think he likes you."

"Have you lost something down here, or just found something you like?"

"Give me some slack, this is a stressful job."

"If you're naughty I'll hit you."

"Redlight district: zoned for adult services."

Oops, I got a bit carried away there.

Toblerone, I was counting on you for some excellence, now i received some! jolly good!

Sir Peter,

I dont know what the devil you are on about... you can send Richard if you like, but i think it would be me teaching him a thing o two, not the other way around. There is nothing but class in my veins, this belt is merely a novelty for my amusement. class me amongst the plebs if you will, but my blood remains as blue as ever.

Thanks Muggaz and LW, having too much free time has finally paid-off.

As if you don't have one of these belts of your own already!

" I taught your girlfriend that thing you like"
"Put my willy wonka in your chocolate factory"
"could you come back in a few beers time?"
"If you're already this close, why don't you just suck my dick"
"i'm pretty smooth with the ugly chicks"

" I taught your girlfriend that thing you like" "Put my willy wonka in your chocolate factory" "could you come back in a few beers time?" "If you're already this close, why don't you just suck my dick" "i'm pretty smooth with the ugly chicks"

They may have ceded the crown to Toblerone, but I like yours the best!

I like Sally's, too.

Here is some more.

"I Support Single Moms"
"Your sister is hot but your mom does that thing with her tongue"
"I stole this belt buckle from a homeless guy - why he had a belt buckle that say this, I'll never know"
"Also available in sober"
"I'm what Willis was talkin' about"
"The funniest thing about this belt buckle is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it you dumb ass"
"I'm the new Pope - who wants to go to heaven?"
"I'm huge in Japan"
"Don't neglect the balls"
"Please pay before pumping"
"I'd only end up hurting you"
"Easy like Sunday morning"
"I came on Eileen"
"To: Women From: God"
"Atkins Approved"

you guys just stole slogans from t-shirt hell.

I see through the charade! no matter, all funny!

Perhaps for poops and chuckles you could offer the following definition(s) of "Canadian Belt Buckle" from urbandictionary.com:(www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=canadian+belt+buckle)

1. Canadian Belt Buckle 7 up, 1 down

When one puts his or her penis up at their waistline wear the head of the penis sticks out. Try it at parties.

"Dude, check it out, his (sic) sporting a Canadian Belt Buckle."
Source: Jtron 3000, Sep 8, 2003

Also: "Beltbuckle", as in

1. Canandian Beltbuckle 2 up, 1 down

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

"I popped a boner in class so I used the old canadian beltbuckle manuver to get out with dignity."
Source: Jtron 3000, Oct 1, 2003

OK, one more:

1. Canadian bobsled 1 thumb up

Right before the moment of ejaculation whilst having doggy style the male reaches around and knocks out the girls hands from under her.

"I knocked out her hands and rode her like a Canadian bobsled"
Source: therealhambone, Aug 24, 2004

Onward, etc.,
David St. Hubbins

Geez, Mugz, I go on vacation and miss the funniest blog of the month? Ya gotta time that better!

As for ideas, well, I'm passive-aggressive and would just put something like "Yeah, I just caught you looking" so that they're all embarrassed when they make eye contact.

Cheers.

-A.

nice one A

it hasn't arrived yet, but the boys are all counting down... this is going to be good.

Hey, so who wins?

Trinitie