lol ... MasonM, your sentence just cracked me up.
sushiK, I don't know if this will answer any of your questions but here is the lyrics of Michael's latest song. It's titled Makes Doves Fly. It's sung to the beat of When Doves Cry by Prince. =-)
Dig if you will the picture
Of him and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of my body covers him
Forget the evidence
Just picture this.
Dream of you can a courtroom
An ocean of fans outside
Lookalikes strike MJ poses
They feel the truth
The truth between me and him.
How can I be on trial
In a courtroom that's so cold
Maybe I'm in denial
Just wish he never told
I'll just explain to my fans
They're always satisfied
They'll agree with the verdict
This is what makes them make doves fly.
Touch if you will my blemishes
Thinking of another case
Though he has my desires all fired up
I won't chase him even doves have taste.
How can there be a new trial
In a courtroom that's so cold
I might sound really vile
But that boy for me was too old
Or maybe I'll just tell my fans
They believe every lie
Starving for anything
This is what makes them make doves fly.