If you're having a bad day today.....

To help with your level of insanity!

from JoeUser Forums
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Blow Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. At Work, Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with
That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 Don’t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
Sounds All Day.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."


And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......


20. Share this with Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called Therapy.


Now laugh your bad day away!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
morning started out bad...but the day went great!
So...I'll save your advice for a rainy day
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
morning started out bad...but the day went great!


I'm glad your day turned out better than it began!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"


I'd like to see the look on someone's face that cashes it.

Don’t use any punctuation


That's always a fun one. But people tend to get angry with you because they can't stand people with poor grammar. *cough*Peter*cough*

As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.


If you're a guy, I don't know if you'd want to do this one. You might get called certain names.

Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going ToHave To Let One Of You Go."


I wish I could say that to one of my brothers. I'd like to see the looks on their faces.

Good article!!!

~carebear~
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good article!!!


Thx Carebear!


But people tend to get angry with you because they can't stand people with poor grammar.


I know, lately this is becoming everyone's pet peeve!


If you're a guy, I don't know if you'd want to do this one.


Hey, any guy who feels confident enough to do this, my hat off to him!


I wish I could say that to one of my brothers. I'd like to see the looks on their faces.


I can't imagine how my kids would act if I said this to them! They have such a pretty good sense of humor I think I might try this at the right moment....if I remember! !
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Funny list. I'll have to try some of these.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Funny list. I'll have to try some of these.


Thx Danny. It is isnt' it!

I particularly love number 18!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thx Carebear!


No problem!

I know, lately this is becoming everyone's pet peeve!


As long as they can read and understand what you're writing, I don't see why it should be such a problem.

Hey, any guy who feels confident enough to do this, my hat off to him!


I actually have a guy friend who does skip sometimes. And he's not gay. He gets made fun of often, but he still continues to skip.

I can't imagine how my kids would act if I said this to them! They have such a pretty good sense of humor I think I might try this at the right moment....if I remember! !


I think if I said this to one of my brothers, I might get in trouble by the parentals. And I'm not too sure how they would act.

~carebear~
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Serenity, thanks for the therapy. I'd like to add another to the list:

Pretend your stapler is a mobile phone and have loud conversations, making sure you laugh manically once in a while. When people look at you, fire a staple in their direction.

Cheers,

Maso
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pretend your stapler is a mobile phone and have loud conversations, making sure you laugh manically once in a while. When people look at you, fire a staple in their direction.

Hahaha! That's a good one!

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

Now that's an idea, lol!

Great list foreverserenity
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
>>17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

hehehe...now there's an idea.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
I actually have a guy friend who does skip sometimes. And he's not gay. He gets made fun of often, but he still continues to skip.


I bet he gets some strange looks! But he sounds like a pretty happy confident fella!


think if I said this to one of my brothers, I might get in trouble by the parentals. And I'm not too sure how they would act.


Hopefully they would have a sense of humor about it! LOL!

Pretend your stapler is a mobile phone and have loud conversations, making sure you laugh manically once in a while. When people look at you, fire a staple in their direction.

Cheers,

Maso


Now that's outrite funny, LOL! I love it!


Great list foreverserenity


Thx Gurl!


17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

hehehe...now there's an idea.


I'll say! Can you imagine doing that?! Now that would be a scene to behold! Especially if the jumping and screaming I won is maniacal!!! (off to the looney bin with me!)
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top