What if I woke up a man how would things be different?

from JoeUser Forums
First of all, I would totally freak out. I would have to cut my hair, shave, and buy some clothes. When I was girl I had to make sure my hair was fixed, my makeup was on, I smelled good, my clothes matched, and my body was shaved in all the right areas. Being a man I could jump in the shower or not, put on some clothes, comb my hair, brush my teeth, put on deodorant, shave, and be out the door. If I woke up as a guy none of my physical stature would be the same. Second, my whole way of thinking would change. I would handle serious issues more candidly. Like if I didn't like a person any more I would just let them know. Some things just aren't important like putting the toliet seat down, picking up my dirty clothes, or leaving dishes in the sink. Even when I don't change my underwear for a few days. It wouldn't be a big deal. Last of all, my daily activities would change. I would do more things outside, and take bigger chances. I wouldn't be reserved in doing what I wanted when I wanted. I'd be more outgoing, work harder, and care less about things I worry about now.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't know, I think much of what you say wouldn't happen. Sure, you'd freak out and all since your body is all out of whack. But as for the rest, would the sudden change in gender throw all that was you out the window? Or would you still be fundementally the same person, even if in a different shell? I think you'd still be the same person, since not all (most even?) male types I know don't fit everything (or even most) of the things you listed.
If you don't like who you are now, and want to change, don't let gender stop you. It's your life, live it.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'd be more outgoing


I used to wish I was a girl, because girls were more outgoing.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ahh.. it's good to be a man
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
within a week (possibly nowhere near as long as that) you'd be kickin yourself for not having held a slumber party at which you played strip poker and had pillowfights with your gfs...and preserved the entire event on videotape.