President Bush Eats Gorrilla poop

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It has been reported on good faith by a democrat close to the Bush whitehouse, that for almost 4 years now President Bush has been secretly importing rare Mountain gorrilla poop and consuming it with english breakfast tea.

Nancy Pelsoi and harry reid express their outrage that the cost of avaition fuel being what it is, that the importation of gorrilla poop
is gross misconduct by the president, both supporting that President Bush should be happy and satisfied eating all the democrap poop they have been shovling the american public for the last 5 years.

The sky is falling, the sky is falling and its all Bushes fault says senator Chick N. Little.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: little_whipPosted: Friday, April 29, 2005You're not a trip, MM, yer a goddamn journey!~wonders whatever will he think of next?~


My motto is " just when you think you have me pegged, I hip check ya inna wall" lmao your a journey yerself kid

yer number one fan,

elie
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
In fact, word has it that Ken Lay has moved on to be the CEO of a primate feces import company

(the rumour is, of course, unsubstantiated!)
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

For the last time, it is not Gorilla poop!  It is east Malaysian Lemur Poop!

Even an orangutang knows the difference!

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
5 by unc3415
Friday, April 29, 2005


Thank you for wasting my time with that article


gee you must have missed the HUMOR ad at the beginning of this... idiotchild
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
3 by Gideon MacLeish
Friday, April 29, 2005


In fact, word has it that Ken Lay has moved on to be the CEO of a primate feces import company

(the rumour is, of course, unsubstantiated!)


heck no ask colgene he has proof positive all about this, just no facts, but that never stopped a bush basher yet.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
6 by little_whip
Friday, April 29, 2005


Young sir, I am an epic adventure


young? why hell kid I got skid marks older than you.

ewwwwwwwwwwww
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
yes! i knew he was eating . . . .

oh.

TBT
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
JU is like a box o chocolate, you never know whut yer gonna get, and we do have some nutty centers mixed in with the creamies.


I always get the PB crap! I hate PB candy!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
President bush eats gorilla crap because he is a war criminal.

BTW, women to women, I love to eat bush.

Yours truly,
Rosie O'Dike
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
10 by TaBoo Tenente
Saturday, April 30, 2005


yes! i knew he was eating . . . .

oh.

TBT


of course I have no idea... good to see yer name around again tbt.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
#11 by Dr. Guy
Saturday, April 30, 2005


JU is like a box o chocolate, you never know whut yer gonna get, and we do have some nutty centers mixed in with the creamies.


I always get the PB crap! I hate PB candy!


send it over here, my lady loves it.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
12 by Rosie O' Dike (Anonymous user)
Saturday, April 30, 2005


President bush eats gorilla crap because he is a war criminal.

BTW, women to women, I love to eat bush.

Yours truly,
Rosie O'Dike


war criminal? hmmmmm heroic figure yes, great man yes, terrific leader yes.. war criminal.. hmmmm

btw unless this thing is a clit I sure ain't a woman.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

send it over here, my lady loves it.

So does mine!

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Prs. Bush eats ColGene with English Breakfast Tea?? ;~D
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
16 by Dabe's Depressed Daughter (Anonymous user)
Saturday, April 30, 2005


Dabe beats us kids with her cane b/c we love pres. bush.


all 11 of you?? oh my God the horror, the terror..
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top


Prs. Bush eats ColGene with English Breakfast Tea?? ;~D


Oh my.. I would never compare a gentleman like gene with gorrilla poop
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
thanks moderateman. good to be back.

tbt
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
I just wonder if he washes his hands before he eats it?
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
22 by MasonM
Sunday, May 01, 2005


just wonder if he washes his hands before he eats it


heck no, ya gotta keep dem hands dirty to get that earthy gorrilla poop flavor, heh
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh boy. Why do I always come across these articles after eating?

Here's a before I go vomit.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
I guess it takes shit to taste shit..err..something like that
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
JU is like a box o chocolate, you never know whut yer gonna get,


Unless you're sitting next to Little_whip, then you know you won't get any!

(apologies to Letterman and th original joke's target, which was Roger Ebert).