Daily Dose of Whacky Headlines

Dr.'s Order - Laugh

"El Pasoans Hear Bells From Hotel Near Vatican"--headline, El Paso (Texas) Times, April 20

Them El Pasoans must have damn good ears!

"The clash between the 100-mile-long iceberg and the 40-mile-long glacier near McMurdo station on the North Antarctic coast was first predicted by scientists in late December."--Associated Press, April 20

Can Someone point me to the Southern coast of Antartica?

"Senate Nixes Navy Plan to Mothball Kennedy"--headline, Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk), April 21

Guess he was already too pickled!

"Rover Inquiry Calls for New Watchdog"--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), April 18

Dogs have job standards?

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Cute, my fav one is the El Pasoans!
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Cute, my fav one is the El Pasoans!

Hey!  I am closer and I did not hear the bells!