A Politically Correct Termination letter

Dear Sir, madam, mrs, miss, ms, transgender, gay, lesbian or gender neutral person,
It seems that your services at acme explosives is no longer required due to your constant smoking around explosives.

Your termination is immediate.

Sincerely the board of directors made up of a composite of 1 homosexual 1 lesbian. 1 transgender, 1 liberal , one conservative and several people of undisclosed sexuality.
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Was that smoking, or unauthorized support of illegal migrant labor on nicotine farms......and of course it was not a termination but a positive management decision.

** puffs Marlboro *** " hehehe," **cough**
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Reply By: DynosoarPosted: Wednesday, April 20, 2005Was that smoking, or unauthorized support of illegal migrant labor on nicotine farms......and of course it was not a termination but a positive management decision. ** puffs Marlboro *** " hehehe," **cough**


both, and was pall mall... so sayeth the man thats pall mall less for the 5th day in a row.. cough ,cough
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Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Wednesday, April 20, 2005


glad I made ya laugh doc,
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glad I made ya laugh doc,

Hey, I wanted to post a loop hole, but found none!  You covered all the bases!  SO all I could do was let you know I enjoyed it!

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Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Wednesday, April 20, 2005glad I made ya laugh doc,Hey, I wanted to post a loop hole, but found none! You covered all the bases! SO all I could do was let you know I


I think I missed people thaT DRESS in the oppisites sexes cloths but are not gay...