Apples and Wine
Good advice with a laugh
from 
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APPLES AND WINE
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples
from
the ground, that aren't as good, but easy . . . . . . The apples at the
top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They
just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with
other
women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!!
Now Men . . . . Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
it's
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something
acceptable to have dinner with . .
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples
from
the ground, that aren't as good, but easy . . . . . . The apples at the
top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They
just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with
other
women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!!
Now Men . . . . Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
it's
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something
acceptable to have dinner with . .
