PV2 Drunkard and the Great Enema Race!

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    PV2 Drunkard : "I mean urine is sterile, no bacteria or anything! Urine is just wholesome!"

    Me: ...

    Drunkard : "Then we could do enema races! You know, some money in a pool and the last one to shit themself takes all!"

   Me: ...

     For the record, Colangelo (he says I was spelling it wrong before), was all for the enema races and I had at least 4 people ask me if I was going to be in it the next day.

     Flash forward a couple of days after I wake up late and am in the middle of a rushed shower over at the Air Force shower trailer.

 

(Shower curtain jerks open and a face bursts through to within inches on my soapy self)

"Good Morning SGT Greywar!" - Drunkard

"What the f**k!?!" - Me

"Just keeping up with military courtesy." - Drunkard

"Well, this shower just about became a toilet!" - Me

 

Maybe thats what happened to Wanderer's shower?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Update : Colangelo is still quite enthused about the races....
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Thats, umm.....pretty foul. Good luck with those.

Thanks baby...

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Damn you guys are bored.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
The things you dudes will do when you're bored....
...altho this does beat the Thule milk challenge and spew fest hands down.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

I just want ya to win!

While I appreciate the thought, I ain't playing... I learned long ago to avoid many of the things that strike Colangelo as a good idea... I will point and laugh if they find enough suckers to do it though

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
altho this does beat the Thule milk challenge and spew fest hands down


I don't know what the Thule milk challenge is and I'm afraid to google it at work, but I used to say that some things were better than a hot milk enema.

I learned long ago to avoid many of the things that strike Colangelo as a good idea


Reminds me of the post I cut and pasted long ago - The most dangerous things you will ever hear in the Army. Specifically the 1SG line - "Watch this shit..."

"Just keeping up with military courtesy." - Drunkard


Nothing like a little early morning, overenthusiastic military courtesy to start the day!