A Joke About .01% of the Population Will Get.

This should be on the DLPT

From a conversation in a S-3 Shop:

1SG Carpenter: LT KEL FEUM GEU MH GTF FEUM GEU KUF LE?

 

Greywar : BEU BEU PEK KU BE.

 

1SG Carpenter : KI, LA KIK KU GA WSF LEZ KDF LTG KU BE!

 

Trust me it’s funny if you both speak Korean and can read SKATS. (Chiprj, feel free to correct my spelling/grammar and I will feel free to call you an anal retentive linguistic toolbag).

 

P.S. If you want to know what it say just enlist in the Army, study for a year at DLI, then learn SKATS and blunt forms at Goodfellow Air Force Base (might be worth it, who knows?).

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Reply #2 Top
I can dig it. And it had me laughing in the office.
Reply #3 Top
I feel safe in my assumption that it isn't worth joining the Army for
Reply #4 Top
I feel safe in my assumption that it isn't worth joining the Army for


Ooh, burn dude! Burn!

I plan on asking SPC Egregious/SPC Backster/SPC whoever tomorrow.
Reply #5 Top
I feel safe in my assumption that it isn't worth joining the Army for


Not as a korean linguist it's not.......funny though.

LD VT CU MEF LA KIK KU GA WSF KTU FT MH MEFJ KU MA KNL JEU
Reply #6 Top
What I thought about your little joke it trigraphed here for your edification:

WEJWP POLWO PWOPQ CIKLL VYDOS AIWKB QPLNV ZEIOA ALNIW JKWKQ

Just thought you'd like to know! ;~D
Reply #7 Top
What I thought about your little joke I trigraphed here for your edification:

WEJWP POLWO PWOPQ CIKLL VYDOS AIWKB QPLNV ZEIOA ALNIW JKWKQ

Just thought you'd like to know! ;~D
Reply #8 Top
WEJWP POLWO PWOPQ CIKLL VYDOS AIWKB QPLNV ZEIOA ALNIW JKWKQ


GGUW KDV PPTL LEGG FTU?
Reply #10 Top
Beuh, i'm part of the 99.99% of the population who wont get this
Reply #11 Top
Beuh, i'm part of the 99.99% of the population who wont get this
Reply #12 Top
oops double post...
Reply #13 Top
Grey,

We'll forgive the grammar and spelling....this time... j/k.

That is pretty funny. Can't believe that I can still read that crap pretty comfortably after all these years... and the cat should be insulted....
Reply #14 Top
I knew there was a reason I should be disappointed to rock out........
Reply #15 Top
I told your joke to the ROKAF guys I work with. They enjoyed it a lot. Here's another funny Korean story for you-

KTBB KTF FEV KTU 'DLI' KTU GT KH VU GTF GAUK FUM KDF PTM GUM GU LEF BAK KEF GA PH FT MH MEFJ KU ME GSGG KT KN. PTM GUM JH KTU GTF GAUK KDF LN GUV KTU KAEGG LA 'GUW OEV OEU PU WA VE' LA MEV JEUGG KT KN. GTF GEUK KDF LEW PE LU KHG LA JEUGG LA KSK KT VA 'Look at the FUCKING page!' VE LA MEV JEUGG KT KN!
Reply #16 Top
Nice