What's Your Favorite Simpson's Moment?

"Marge get me the phone book, four beers and my conversation hat"

"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel"

I also love the whole spiel about McDonalds vs Krusty Burger

"And to celebrate this momentous occassion we're having ribs"

"mmm sacrilicious"

"mmm forbidden donut"

"I got a D minus I got a D minus I kissed the teacher"

I could go on forever!!!

Bear in mind I haven't watched too many of the episodes from the last few seasons of the Simpsons.

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1. Homer answer the door. His father, Abe, is dressed in a suit and tells Homer that he has a job. He gets paid $800 a week to tell a cat and mouse what to do. Homer says, "I see..." and begins imagining dropping his senile, cooky father off at the nut house.

2. Homer, trying to figure out where Flanders has taken his children - (Homer's brain) I'm a big four-eyed lamo and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and...

(then out loud) THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!

3. When Chief Wiggum says he'll let the inmates out of prison to watch his team's hockey game. Snake says no refuses to make the promise, but Wiggum takes that as a yes.

"Ketchup or catsup."

Mr. Burns goes to the grocery store.

Any Ralphie quote is hilarious.

I liked when Homer beat Mr. Burns at the union negotian table.  To celebrate, Homer did the "Curly Howard" spin on the floor going "Woo Woo Woo." (From the one where Homer is union president.)

Also I always laugh when Principal Skinner had Superintendent Cholmers over for dinner, and his kitchen caught fire. (From "21 short films from Springfield")

Finally, Homer and Bart made some sort of mess on top of the house.  Homer leaves, and Marge climbs up a ladder with vacuum in hand proclaiming, "Now is Marge's time to shine!"  (Sometimes I say that to my wife when she takes on a big mess.)  (I forget which one this is from.)

One of my favorite lines is from Ned: "Well aren't you a super duper recouper!" (following Marge's recovery from Agorophobia.)

Personally I think one of, if the the, greatest moment in Simpson history has to be right after Homer jumps out of the Good Will truck with all of his belongings. He rolls on the ground and never touches the ground, hell, it doesn't even stop being level.

lol Ralph. Anyone remember the "I bent my wookie" or the "my cat's breath smells like cat food". Same episode I think, the one where Lisa's jealous of that smarter girl, the tell-tale heart model. And Bart: "she's trying to make a monkeeee outta youuuuu"

Pretty much the whole episode where they visited my city (Winnipeg) for drugs. "We were born here. What's your excuse?" -so true

When Homer asks Hank Scorpio for some sugar, and Scorpio pulls a load out of his pockets, then asks Homer if he wants any cream. Smartly Homer refuses.
Or the sign outside the Springfield sperm bank (when Thelma/Patti wants kids) 'Your sperm in our hands
'Let Larry Flynt speak' when Stephen Hawking tries to explain intelligence.

My all time favorite Simpsons moment is in the episode where Bart and Lisa's school is the only one open during a massive snow storm and they get snowed in. In this episode all the kids get snowed in at school with only Principle Skinner as the teacher around, so the kids decide to take over and run the school. Well in an act of desperation to take the school back over, Skinner puts on his old army uniform, storms into the cafeteria where all the kids are causing crazy mayhem, and screams out "STAND DOWN!" The kids really have no idea what this means so in scared confusion they make weird up and down body movements, hoping they "stand down." Classic! Definitely one of those moments you have to see to enjoy.

What's my Favorite Simpson's Moment? Let's see, that would be when the final credits roll. Sorry...

Winnipeg latour? We went there once a year every summer. Until my Grandmother died. She used to live on Erin Street near Sargent Ave. It's cool cause she lived 2 blocks over from the street depicted in the Canadian history ?vignette?, Valour Road. I'm right next door to the west. About a 6 hour drive. A long long flat boring drive. The prairies. Where you can watch your dog run away for 3 days. I actually went to school with one of the writers.

In the same episode that Slickrick is talking about there is a classic line where skinner requests 'Now nibbles, chew through my ball sack'. You must see it to understand.

See My Vest is a definite highlight.

The 'Sugar speech', as it has become known in our house (sadly I can repeat the whole thing regardless of how drunk I am, and do, frequently and at great volume. May explain my single status!)

Marge asks Homer when he will give up guarding the sugar pile in the backyard. He replies

'Never! Never Marge. I can't live the button down life like you, I want it all. The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs and the creamy middles. Sure I might offend some of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. I may never be the darling of the so-called city fathers who stroke their beards, cluck their tongues and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?''

Don't know why, but it gets me everytime!

YEAH!!! When the final credits come to a close, you can always expect some funniness. I don't remember any right now, but a few were classic joke lines worthy of being a simpson moment.

When Bart tricked the entire church congregation into singing "In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida."

The Halloween episode when Lisa created a little civilization. "I've created Lutherans!"

The Halloween episode when the two aliens kidnapped Clinton and Dole. "What is this, some kind of tube?"

My favorite one was the one where Bart and Lisa were taken to Duff Land by their Aunt (forgot which one, Selma or Patty) and Bart dares Lisa to drink the water in the boat they are riding on and Lisa becomes all high and drunk and goes around saying " I am the Lizard Queen!" while some chant music was in the background ......"Duff beer for me, duff beer for you, la la la" lol.

Another one was when Homer wanted disability so he got fat on purpose to stay at home and work from there. He had to use the phone to call the reactor plant that it was about to blow up and when he tried to dial the number the operator said "Were sorry, your fingers are too fat to dial the number, please smash the buttons with a dialing wand" or something like that, ahaha.

Homer becomes the new coach of the football team. The end credits are rolling and he's yelling "Cut", "You're cut!", "You are definately cut....." to every name that scrolls by, and trips over the pronounciations of most of them. But the beauty of this whole parade of absurdity comes when the credits are over and the production logo 'gracey films'(?), and just when you think it's over, Homer after a zillion proclaimations of "CUT!!!!", says, "and you too, Shooshie!"

When Homer meets his rich brother and he designs a car. When his bro and family are sitting around and the phone rings. Homer's brother says something like: "Hello? Yeah. Ok. Do me a favor. Call back and say the exact opposite of what you just said now. So he phones back on the speaker phone and the guy's like "well, uh, Homer Simpson is very...uh..smart. And his ...personal hygience is uh....great. etc..."
I love that one.

Most of mine are centered around my cartoon doppelganger. Herschel B. Krustofsky (AKA: Krusty the Klown)

1. The episode when Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple get caught in the closet and Mrs Lovejoy is spelling out s-e-x and c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n
Krusty says "SEX CAULDRON? I thought they closed that place down!"

2. The episode when Krusty tried to quit smoking and had Sideshow Mel put nicotine patches on him
"I think there's some room on my ass!"

3. The episode when he had Mr. Teeny do a parody of "The Full Monty" and called it "The full MONKEY"

4. The flashback episode when he was doing his impression of Jim Morrison singing "Break on through". When the clip ends, Krusty says "What was i ON?!?"

5. The episode when Homer is elected Sanitation Director and he catches Krusty throwing away a box marked "Used up porno"

I have a favorite Homer as well.

When they show his brain saying "Welll that's it! I'm OUTTA HERE!" and you hear his brain walk down the hall and slam the door.


Flooz? Was that when Homer was sleeping and he was saying "First you get the sugar....Then you get the POWER!.....When you get the POWER....Then you get the WOMEN!

When Homer goes to New York and the guy taking his photo stole his camera, then Homer is telling a cop who proceeds to take his suitcase, then the birds get his hot dog.

That whole New York episode has tons of funny stuff.

Khal Khalesh!

Tab and Crab Juice.

Ugh! I'll have Crab Juice!

Flooz? Was that when Homer was sleeping and he was saying "First you get the sugar....Then you get the POWER!.....When you get the POWER....Then you get the WOMEN!

Damn right it is. Brilliant moment in an otherwise (I hate to say this as it feels like blasphemy) ordinary episode. The ones based around Lisa have a tendency to not quite hit the mark (although I must say that the Fugitive take off in this episode with Bart tipping off Milhouse is pretty damned funny too)

I remembered another one... The April Fool's episode when Homer ends up in hospital in a coma. At the end they tell him that he's lost 5% of his brain. Everyone laughs the right at the end Homer says 'Me lose brain. Why I laugh?' Gold!

The war with Shelbyville and Milhouse thinking his camoflauge would make him invisible. I laughed hard.

When Homer said "he who is without sin can cast the first stone!" and then immediately Todd Flanders hits him in the head with a rock and says, in a high-pitched voice, "got him dad!".

When Ned Flanders screamed like a woman when he killed his wife's plant.