Why The Irish Are More Powerful Than the Jews
and more fun, too
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Meanwhile, at an unidentified pub, somewhere in the world...
I tell ya, we Irish are far more powerful than the Jews, we is.
The Jews turned one river red, once.
We Irish turn numerous rivers and millions of beers green every year.
And, really, would ya drink a beer that had turned to blood, anyhow? Wait, I just got a good look at you. You might.
Not only that, but we Irish are far more fun.
Those Jews have a Wailing Wall.
We have a Blarney Stone.
So, when you get done crying, lass, come on over here and kiss it.
A hearty, healthy St. Patty's to all!
I tell ya, we Irish are far more powerful than the Jews, we is.
The Jews turned one river red, once.
We Irish turn numerous rivers and millions of beers green every year.
And, really, would ya drink a beer that had turned to blood, anyhow? Wait, I just got a good look at you. You might.
Not only that, but we Irish are far more fun.
Those Jews have a Wailing Wall.
We have a Blarney Stone.
So, when you get done crying, lass, come on over here and kiss it.
A hearty, healthy St. Patty's to all!
