"Where's Israel?"

No shit...

from JoeUser Forums

Two minutes ago from my co-worker a 98C Intelligence Analyst with almost 4 years in the field, she holds a TS/SCI clearance and is a Non-commissioned Officer:

"Where's Israel?"

Standards? Not here. Excuse me while I slam my head into a wall for a bit.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I hope there was some context to this that we're missing here. Like what direction from where she was standing at the time is israel, or some such. Otherwise, well it's scary.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dude, are you a moron magnet or something? They always seem to migrate towards you.....

If this standard of personnel is what America is depending on...well, I believe we're screwed.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think I saw him down at Clancy's Bar and Grill.  DO you want me to go get him for you?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yikes!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
OMG!!! Is incompetence the right word? lol
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

OMG!!! Is incompetence the right word?

Maybe if you add "criminal" to the front end of it. No there was no mitigating context here either.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Haha, SGT Blonde.


Give that man a cigar!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sounds like she's got her head up her Djibouti...........

(brutally slaps himself in the face with a large sea bass and hides in shame for such a bad pun)
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Possibly from the same line of folk who think Central America is a state somewhere between Kansas and Nebraska?
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's amazing how pathetic some people's geography is. If you feel like testing your skills, you can visit my blog. Anyway, about 5 minutes ago, I just asked someone what the capital of Switzerland was and they said Austria (the capital is Berne).

Where is Israel, by the way?
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
I just asked someone what the capital of Switzerland was and they said Austria (the capital is Berne).


Oh come on, I don't think the Swiss even know the capital of Switzerland, though Austria is a pretty pathetic answer.

I don't need help with Israel on the map. But do you mean to say Central America ISN'T a state? No wonder I failed that test.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

I don't think the Swiss even know the capital of Switzerland

They remain carefully uncommitted as to the capitol of Switzerland

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

Oh come on, I don't think the Swiss even know the capital of Switzerland, though Austria is a pretty pathetic answer.

I agree.  I would have said Geneva, but then I am terrible with Capitals.

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was going to say Zürich, but at least I didn't think of a sovereign nation as the capital.